Today, I stopped to replace a stuffed bear that had fallen from a small memorial for a girl killed nearby. Her mom happened to walk by and thought I was stealing it. She hit me with her purse. FML
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Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML
Today, someone thought it would be funny to steal the precious stuffed bear I've had since childhood and leave a ransom note in its place. FML
Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML
Today, at the local mini-mart, I saw an old friend from high school and decided to surprise her with a hug from behind. Turns out, it wasn't her. It was a complete stranger who screamed, then whacked me with her purse. Now I’m banned from the shop. FML
Today, I went to the movies. After it was over I got up and noticed a designer purse sitting on the ground in the back row. I opened it to look for anything that could give me a address so I could return it. The owner came back, assumed I was robbing her, and punched me in the nose. FML
Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML
Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in my ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML
Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
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Top comments
EclipseCandy6 24
That's actually really sad :(
Mitchellbassists 29
Sometimes I feel that even if you can do something good, but there is a chance you will get in trouble, DON'T DO IT.
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Comments (73)
Lord_Rythin 0
*sighs* I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
be82tw 17
There's an app for that.
Mitchellbassists 29
#21 yeah its called rope and a chair...
karcummings 19
Maybe try and calmly explaining what happened and she might believe you.
Goblin182 27
Its like they say, no good deed goes unpunished.
CoGhostRider 31
Lol right on
abNormal62 23
Grief inspires strong reactions often without critical thought being applied. Consider what she's been through and give her a pass
the_aspect 28
that really hurts if she smack you hard enough with her purse and if she did it on purpose.
iwanttogotoparis 26
Can you blame her, she just lost her daughter?
Cowbone94 4
This wouldn't be funny if it wasn't the girl's mom
christalyeager 13
That sucks:/ sorry OP hopefully you tried explaining yourself and she understood
tranced_ 45
you were only trying to do something good so even if bad came out of it, I'd say it's the thought that counts.
Axel5238 29
I get what OP was trying to do, but why not just leave the new bear and not replace it? It's a sweet thought, but still to the casual observer it looks odd to see someone removing something from a memorial.
doodlecloud 27
New bear? Remove? I'm not sure exactly what you mean but I assumed there was a bear that had fallen down and OP stood it back up. I don't think they removed anything or there were multiple bears involved..
Axel5238 29
Ah, my mistake. When OP said replace I assumed they were trying to swap an old worn out one with a new one. I misread the fml. My bad.
doodlecloud 27
Ahhh, okay. No problem, just thought I'd clarify. :)
Brandi_Faith 34
I thought the exact same thing as 30. I thought op was trying to take the old bear to replace a new bear.