Today, I stopped to replace a stuffed bear that had fallen from a small memorial for a girl killed nearby. Her mom happened to walk by and thought I was stealing it. She hit me with her purse. FML
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Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML
Today, someone thought it would be funny to steal the precious stuffed bear I've had since childhood and leave a ransom note in its place. FML
Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML
Today, at the local mini-mart, I saw an old friend from high school and decided to surprise her with a hug from behind. Turns out, it wasn't her. It was a complete stranger who screamed, then whacked me with her purse. Now I’m banned from the shop. FML
Today, I went to the movies. After it was over I got up and noticed a designer purse sitting on the ground in the back row. I opened it to look for anything that could give me a address so I could return it. The owner came back, assumed I was robbing her, and punched me in the nose. FML
Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML
Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in my ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML
Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
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EclipseCandy6 24
That's actually really sad :(
Mitchellbassists 29
Sometimes I feel that even if you can do something good, but there is a chance you will get in trouble, DON'T DO IT.
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Comments (73)
SurgeTheHedgehog 7
You know that your life sucks when something bad happens when you do good. Happens to me all the time. :(
jryan2 16
So accuse her of assault to get her attention? Or don't do nice things in front of clueless people.
laurarossiox 11
I'm sure that after you explained yourself the woman would have apologized and thanked you. Hope you sorted it all out!
malachite1357 11
Are people confused? Guys, when OP says "replaced" they don't mean that they switched out the bear for a new one. That's only one definition of the word. Replaced in this context means to put back where it belongs- they "replaced," meaning they put the bear back after it fell off. "Re-place" like "place again." He was doing something decent and humane in the memory of this poor girl, and this is what he gets. People who (understandably, and accidentally) misinterpret the comment about them trying to do something nice. I'm so sorry to the OP about all of this. You do not deserve that. Sorry for the long winded comment. Just wanted to clarify.
BloodyGlass 10
Did you hit her back and tell her to ask before hitting next time? Also to not be such an abusive bitch?
11tmaste 3
Should have punched her in the face.