Today, I learned how it feels to sneeze after having major spinal surgery when the pain medication has almost completely worn off. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I now know what it feels like to violently sneeze while a nurse still has a needle in your arm. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
Today, despite only being 39, I nearly threw my back out when I sneezed. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML
Today, I suffered an uncontrollable sneezing attack. I have the runs. It wasn't exactly as bad as I'd have expected. Just a lot worse. FML
Today, I'm recovering from surgery. Every time I laugh, it hurts so badly I start to cry, which hurts even worse and makes it difficult to breathe. The painkillers I'm on make everything seem funny. I laughed so hard at a dumb pun that I nearly passed out. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard, I farted. During my vaccine appointment. I hate hayfever. FML
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Emma1562 35
Ouch. I hope you heal and you don't sneeze often until you do.
UncleCaitlyn 21
Thats snot fun. hopefully you can take some painkillers and feel better!
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Comments (57)
Mungolikecandy 19
I can empathise. I had similar surgery, had three months of feeling good then sneezed and wrecked my back leading to scarring on the nerve and permanent sciatic pain. Sneezing is the enemy.
Notore 32
As someone who has had back surgery. This exact thing has happened to me as well, & it is not fun at all
manuwish 9
ouch :( pain..really serious bad pain