Today, I learned how it feels to sneeze after having major spinal surgery when the pain medication has almost completely worn off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I now know what it feels like to violently sneeze while a nurse still has a needle in your arm. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
Today, despite only being 39, I nearly threw my back out when I sneezed. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML
Today, I suffered an uncontrollable sneezing attack. I have the runs. It wasn't exactly as bad as I'd have expected. Just a lot worse. FML
Today, I'm recovering from surgery. Every time I laugh, it hurts so badly I start to cry, which hurts even worse and makes it difficult to breathe. The painkillers I'm on make everything seem funny. I laughed so hard at a dumb pun that I nearly passed out. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard, I farted. During my vaccine appointment. I hate hayfever. FML
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Top comments
Emma1562 35
Ouch. I hope you heal and you don't sneeze often until you do.
UncleCaitlyn 21
Thats snot fun. hopefully you can take some painkillers and feel better!
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Comments (57)
slackattack21 11
hope you feel better soon OP!
GeorgiaBea 28
Look at a light!!! That makes your sneeze go away.
snarkytruth 37
I think you have that backwards. Bright light like sunshine can bring on a sneeze.
hamiltonma 22
Poor thing!! Take more meds and please feel better!!!
Mathalamus 25
so im guessing it hurts worse than the Cruciatus Curse?
jeffkoehl2001 3
I don't get why people say you deserve when obviously they did not
XxDanno316xX 27
Badge hunters and bots. Savvy?
millie14225 31
They're jackasses!
WaywardSaint 4
Eek, hope you feel better soon. I'm dreading the first sneeze, got home earlier today from brain surgery and not looking forward to it.
hipposteve 21
I really hope you have a fast recovery! sounds awful!
lukian_fml 29
I can only imagine it's worse than sneezing after bruising a rib or coccyx!
healthcarechick 9
I don't know how anyone could say you deserved this. Ppl are ****** up. I hope you feel better soon and recover quickly
zainman13 26
Ouch