Today, I was floating on a river with some friends when I accidentally splashed one of their girlfriends in the face. She started crying and everyone gave me the silent treatment for the rest of the trip. We are all 26 years-old. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the river. She threw mud on me, so I playfully threw some on her, and we got into a mud fight. Apparently, she took the "fight" seriously, because I'm now single. FML
Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed me in the pool, so when I got out, I pushed her in. She started screaming, and I started laughing because I thought she was pissed that I'd pushed her in. That wasn't why she was screaming. She can't swim. Her whole family witnessed it. FML
Today, I woke up in a pool of what felt like sweat and tears. Little did I realize, my then-girlfriend had snuck into the house and drenched me in salty water to get me back for kissing her sister. I guess we're even now. FML
Today, my boyfriend's idiotic friend shoved me into a stream so I could be "reunited" with my family, since my name is River. The first thing I saw as I climbed out, soaking wet, was my boyfriend high-fiving his friend. FML
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, I was hanging with friends up at my best friend's cabin. We were in his hot tub cracking jokes when he told one that sent me into a fit of hysterics. He tried to shut me up by splashing water on me. It worked, because when I jerked my head to the side, I dislocated a rib. FML
Today, I was kayaking with my friend. We figured it'd be awesome if I jumped from my kayak straight into his. Sounded good in theory. One flipped kayak, a pair of lost glasses, and a humiliating swim back to shore later, I'm starting to think it wasn't the best idea. FML
Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML
Today, I visited a waterpark with friends. At one point, a woman floating near me suddenly says to me, "How are you doing, honey?" Instinctively, I replied, "I'm well". The woman gave me a strange look and I turned around to find she was talking to her child directly behind me. FML
Today, I met an old school friend at a leisure centre swimming pool. We talked for a while and then walked to the end of the pool. Suddenly, out of nowhere, she kneed me in the nuts and pushed me into the water. Once I got up from the water, she told me It was for being mean to her at school. FML
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Top comments
writerchic85 26
Buy them all pacifiers at the next pit stop
Steve95401 49
These 26 year olds sound more like Middle Schoolers.
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Comments (63)
PinkGlitterBunny 8
It sounds more like an FML for her boyfriend considering he's dating a 3 year old.
xTommytheGUNx 15
unless he is into.....im sorry
katie1243 16
What a drama queen
mds9986 24
Who goes rafting and doesn't expect to get splashed?
EyRaB 17
You should have intentionally splashed them all to wake them up from their obvious child-like responses
olpally 33
You need new friends. What a whiny little bitch she is.
tlnorman 18
Oh my god what a baby. Your friends sound immature.
amsterdamgirl 20
I was going to I agree your life sucks, but really, they suck! :)
hoosierholla 17
I think this is more of an issue with the friends than it is with the girl. I have this weird thing with water touching my face, but op said it was an accident. It should have been forgiven.
a816090 27
I agree. The girlfriend should've spoken about any water issues she had, as she was in company of friends (whether she and OP are good, I don't know). I'm sure everyone would've been accommodating or would've been more cautious of their splashing if they would've known - or she could've avoided the trip all together if it meant ruining the fun time or making OP out to be terrible in front of everyone there.
a816090 27
Sounds like she just wanted attention. Sorry that you had to have a fun moment spoiled because of the dramatics as well as coming off as the bad guy, OP. Water off a duck's back :)
worldclassrager 41
Is this 26 a numeral puzzle to find out your real ages?
leogachi 15
@36 I'm not sure if it's supposed to be mutiplied or if you're supposed to divide 6 by 2.