Today, I was floating on a river with some friends when I accidentally splashed one of their girlfriends in the face. She started crying and everyone gave me the silent treatment for the rest of the trip. We are all 26 years-old. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the river. She threw mud on me, so I playfully threw some on her, and we got into a mud fight. Apparently, she took the "fight" seriously, because I'm now single. FML
Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed me in the pool, so when I got out, I pushed her in. She started screaming, and I started laughing because I thought she was pissed that I'd pushed her in. That wasn't why she was screaming. She can't swim. Her whole family witnessed it. FML
Today, I woke up in a pool of what felt like sweat and tears. Little did I realize, my then-girlfriend had snuck into the house and drenched me in salty water to get me back for kissing her sister. I guess we're even now. FML
Today, my boyfriend's idiotic friend shoved me into a stream so I could be "reunited" with my family, since my name is River. The first thing I saw as I climbed out, soaking wet, was my boyfriend high-fiving his friend. FML
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, I was hanging with friends up at my best friend's cabin. We were in his hot tub cracking jokes when he told one that sent me into a fit of hysterics. He tried to shut me up by splashing water on me. It worked, because when I jerked my head to the side, I dislocated a rib. FML
Today, I was kayaking with my friend. We figured it'd be awesome if I jumped from my kayak straight into his. Sounded good in theory. One flipped kayak, a pair of lost glasses, and a humiliating swim back to shore later, I'm starting to think it wasn't the best idea. FML
Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML
Today, I visited a waterpark with friends. At one point, a woman floating near me suddenly says to me, "How are you doing, honey?" Instinctively, I replied, "I'm well". The woman gave me a strange look and I turned around to find she was talking to her child directly behind me. FML
Today, I met an old school friend at a leisure centre swimming pool. We talked for a while and then walked to the end of the pool. Suddenly, out of nowhere, she kneed me in the nuts and pushed me into the water. Once I got up from the water, she told me It was for being mean to her at school. FML
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Top comments
writerchic85 26
Buy them all pacifiers at the next pit stop
Steve95401 49
These 26 year olds sound more like Middle Schoolers.
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Steve95401 49
These 26 year olds sound more like Middle Schoolers.
teentee401 37
More like kindergarteners.
hersheykisses511 18
I know two year olds who would react better than this
GloUp_fml 18
Sounds like you need some friends that are more mature and not mentally 12 years old
riddhi 16
that was handled well (sarcastic)
WinterChild 20
Gotta stop getting your friend's girlfriends wet.
MrPotatoFace 9
I ao approve of your comment. you may pass to the next stage.
shortcake18 15
Maybe they were just scared she would melt.
little_one 20
Oh no the 20 minutes she spent blending and contouring RUINED! How could she possibly be seen with her makeup in such a state! You sir are the devil.
corky1992 33
Girls like that annoy the crap out of me. if you don't want to risk getting wet then they just need to stay away from the water or stay home.
Jake_Dee 10
Girls crying at 26 over water? Sounds like she wants all the attention.
Kwphunter 15
Should've dunked them all.
xswitch74 17
Maybe you need to find a new set of friends