Today, I was floating on a river with some friends when I accidentally splashed one of their girlfriends in the face. She started crying and everyone gave me the silent treatment for the rest of the trip. We are all 26 years-old. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the river. She threw mud on me, so I playfully threw some on her, and we got into a mud fight. Apparently, she took the "fight" seriously, because I'm now single. FML
Today, I was at a pool party. My friend's little sister pushed me in the pool, so when I got out, I pushed her in. She started screaming, and I started laughing because I thought she was pissed that I'd pushed her in. That wasn't why she was screaming. She can't swim. Her whole family witnessed it. FML
Today, I woke up in a pool of what felt like sweat and tears. Little did I realize, my then-girlfriend had snuck into the house and drenched me in salty water to get me back for kissing her sister. I guess we're even now. FML
Today, my boyfriend's idiotic friend shoved me into a stream so I could be "reunited" with my family, since my name is River. The first thing I saw as I climbed out, soaking wet, was my boyfriend high-fiving his friend. FML
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, I was hanging with friends up at my best friend's cabin. We were in his hot tub cracking jokes when he told one that sent me into a fit of hysterics. He tried to shut me up by splashing water on me. It worked, because when I jerked my head to the side, I dislocated a rib. FML
Today, I was kayaking with my friend. We figured it'd be awesome if I jumped from my kayak straight into his. Sounded good in theory. One flipped kayak, a pair of lost glasses, and a humiliating swim back to shore later, I'm starting to think it wasn't the best idea. FML
Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML
Today, I visited a waterpark with friends. At one point, a woman floating near me suddenly says to me, "How are you doing, honey?" Instinctively, I replied, "I'm well". The woman gave me a strange look and I turned around to find she was talking to her child directly behind me. FML
Today, I met an old school friend at a leisure centre swimming pool. We talked for a while and then walked to the end of the pool. Suddenly, out of nowhere, she kneed me in the nuts and pushed me into the water. Once I got up from the water, she told me It was for being mean to her at school. FML
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Top comments
writerchic85 26
Buy them all pacifiers at the next pit stop
Steve95401 49
These 26 year olds sound more like Middle Schoolers.
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Comments (63)
wdunh69733 24
University of Missouri students?
Emmy0806 6
That is hilarious
ehmojj 6
what is she, 5?
WaTwatooie 5
pass the pickel
Xamry14 10
Her boyfriend was there and saw it.
loubabe69 19
Why? She dating all of them?
freakinduck 6
If you're 26 why are you splashing around in a river?
thatgarbot 7
sadly, ive seen this posted on other medias. would love to see you post your own original fmls, op.
remometol 16
Or OP might have splashed her so hard that it hurt, or maybe her contacts that cost her a lot fell off, since she didn't plan on getting her face wet. No reason to side with OP, not enough info.
leogachi 15
@75 If it was an accident, there's no reason not to side with Op.
MsFit 17
I agree with 76. I love swimming, tubing, etc. but getting splashed in the face has always freaked me out. I've also lost contacts that way. That being said, I would only get upset if someone wouldn't stop splashing me in the face after asking them nicely to stop. I know being in the water means there is always a potential risk for getting splashed and that accidents that people have no control over happen.
PostRater 2
was my niece Allison on that trip?