Miscellaneous: Open up!

Open up!

By nooooooooob - 05/10/2011 08:59 - United States

Today, after a long bike-ride home, I thought my roommate was being a douche and holding the door shut to our apartment. After about ten minutes of shoulder-slamming and name calling, I discovered that I just wasn't turning the key all the way, which I found out when my roomie came home. FML

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By brandon - 10/01/2011 17:04 - Canada

Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to unlock my garage door. After shouting several profanities, my roommate walked up to me, turned the key the other way, and unlocked it. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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By me - 20/12/2010 02:26 - Bulgaria

Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML

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By killmenow - 23/04/2014 14:54 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML

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By megmo7 - 04/10/2010 08:24 - United States

Today, my roommate who stays out til 4 or 5 in the morning each night got her key to the dorm fixed. I've been having to stay up nightly to let her in (my normal bedtime being 12:00) How'd they fix it? Turns out it was never broken she was just putting the key in the slot wrong. FML

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By pottyhostage - 08/11/2010 21:26 - Sweden

Today, I freaked out when I couldn't get my bathroom door open. After ten minutes of panic when thinking about how I'd be stuck there for at least 8 hours until my roommate would get home, and another five mentally going over survival skills, I realized that I had forgotten to unlock the door. FML

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By Imnotfromhere - 16/06/2021 10:59

Today, my neighbor told me to stop pushing the elevator buttons and opening doors with my feet. I bitched him out, because he's been making a huge issue out of it for months. Right after, I realized I forgot my keys inside and he's the only person around who could let me back into the building. FML

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By Notthekeytosuccess - 12/04/2017 00:00

Today, I broke my key unlocking my dorm room. When I pushed the door open in frustration, the door opened with no problem. Turns out it was unlocked. FML

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By Professional - 29/05/2017 14:00

Today, I was fed up with things being taken from my room so I installed a key-locking handle on my door. I installed everything but the door knobs, and because I was worried that I would put the two of them on backwards, I closed the door to check. I'm now locked in my room. FML

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By e - 02/12/2010 09:24 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait for my roommate to get home. I fell asleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I could hear her inside. She chose not to wake me up and let me in. FML

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every1luvsboners 11

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:10

And behind door number one we have......oh wait, I can't get this damn thing open, shit. WTF is going on?

Jdeluxh 12

Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:07

It's okay; doors are hard to figure out.

Comments

Guitar360 4

Wednesday 5 October 2011 17:42

Epic Fail

mistersheezy 7

Wednesday 5 October 2011 17:55

How far did you push the bike before you figured out how to ride it?

Kiksters 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 17:57

SOUNDS LIKE SOME NEEDS A GOOD OLE STUPID STAMP ON THE FOREHEAD TO ME!!

my3rdgenipodtouc 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 18:31

So who's the real douche roommate now?

deviable 9

Wednesday 5 October 2011 19:01

It takes skill to fail that much.

GraceKathryn97 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 19:08

Hahaha loser!

muhilrashid 4

Wednesday 5 October 2011 21:18

I thought not though you forgot the T

hoonyer 17

Wednesday 5 October 2011 21:50

You'd think that would be the first thing to check, and if someone is holding the door shot you can always tell because 1) you can feel it give way each time you slam into it and 2) you can always hear them laughing about it