Porn and Intimacy: Old school cool - FML

Old school cool

By Chimychunga - 01/08/2010 06:47 - United States

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Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

imaginaryvoice 18

Sunday 1 August 2010 16:19

"Uhmm that's not mine that's your mothers"

myworld99 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 16:19

fyl. not so bad if you were a dude... :/

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COolErKiD1414 0

Thursday 26 April 2012 7:03

Were the pages sticky?

kumar1995 4

Saturday 16 June 2012 10:08

on the bright side u don't have to buy any,just use ur dad's lol

RuthiiFT 8

Thursday 27 December 2012 11:35

No good deed goes unpunished I guess...

blondie107 20

Friday 10 May 2013 3:07

Lol

Raptorix2012 17

Wednesday 17 July 2013 21:55

one of my friends in middle school had a similar incident.

ChoolyBooly 32

Monday 2 February 2015 6:50

Old school. Nice.

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