Intimacy: Oh yeah?

Oh yeah?

By alexis89 - 26/05/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice, "Oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said, "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML

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annis_fml 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 23:28

lol...he seems to have some insecurity issues

rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 23:31

What a loser, unless you are a constant nag, so much so that he thinks everything you say to him sounds like you're telling him what and how to do.

Comments

RPGod 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:47

93: You really don't know anything about sex, do you?

JJawbreakerr 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:51

#93 is faily fail fail... FYL fer sure, your boyfriend, no offense, needs to grow a pair. :D props to #96

scorpiogirl666 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:51

29, NEVER get a mad? come ON. thats a ridiculous thing to dream about. get over urself.

kike123 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:51

97: Seems like it lol

crybaby220 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:54

What's crawled up your ass #93? Because someone decides to post the little grievances in life (uh, yeah the PURPOSE of this site) they're a yada yada bitch? If your so pissed off, just go punch a wall a few times or something, rather than cursing off someone you've never even met.

kike123 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:59

#98, thank you very much :D and you're right, that guy seriously needs to grow up.

neonoodle 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 3:00

#80: has your girlfriend been talking about me again?

runwest07 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 3:01

#29 ... so me getting upset/angry at my gf means I don't respect her? if she gets angry at me am I allowed to tell her she's not respecting me? just wondering. I love my gf and if I ever get angry at her it's not cause I don't respect her. good luck finding a guy that will NEVER be angry with you. cause you'll be constantly looking for a new guy.

omgitsseejay 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 3:02

lol, at least you tried to make things more exciting... this was really funny, but guys have their own shit that gets them on, i guess

MajorTom85 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 3:11

Sounds like he has a complex. Not like you were ordering him around. I dunno what I should say about him exactly, maybe he needs to grow up. Or stop being such a puss.