Oh no…

By Tomato - 11/08/2017 14:30

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Today, I went with the kids I work with to a roller rink, where there are tons of black lights. Under the glow, I realized in horror that an old semen stain could be seen on my shorts. Praying no one saw, or realized what it was. FML
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toelie 25

So, how long do you usually keep wearing semen-stained clothes?

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anyoldnamewilldo 23

Soap and water will help that. Seriously though, you wear nasty semen stained clothes to work? Gross.

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Aiden Stubblefield 9

did they?

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RichardPencil 30

Everyone knows that black light reveals old, dried-up semen. So, was the stain on the front or the back?

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Michael Angelo Constancio 7

Lol I love this guy's comments

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toelie 25

So, how long do you usually keep wearing semen-stained clothes?

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zeffra13 31

Blacklights can light up stains even if they've been through several washes.

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Glowworm56 26

You'd think people would be too busy roller skating to semen stains.

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anyoldnamewilldo 23

Soap and water will help that. Seriously though, you wear nasty semen stained clothes to work? Gross.

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gobiteme2 34

Seems like you weren't to sure about the stain, were you upset about it or are you bragging about having sex sometime in the past.

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Lobby_Bee 17

All you got to do now is smear semen all over your shorts. Nobody else would noticed that stain when your whole shorts lights up like a Christmas tree.

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RockPrincess26 16

You're one nasty ************.

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pjsr 32

As long as they don't ask, "Hey, where can I get some of that cool glow in the dark stuff for my shorts?"

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A.c. Vena 3

Don't know what a 'washing machine' is?

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