Now you know what to get her for Christmas. A life size silicone replica of his son's penis.

lol that would teach her! let her know she's gross and weird.

Attach a note that says "now you don't have to be so jealous" and wink at her.

That's beyond disgusting. I don't know why people are so concerned with other's sex life. Especially their son's!

Yeah. Talking about wanting to have sex with your own child is about as disgusting as it gets.

“It’s so-so ... I’m more of a girthy gal!”

find better company

I don't want my mom to know ANYTHING about my sex life (yes, I'm married) and I don't want to know anything about my kids' sex lives when they get to that age.

"Anyway, how's your sex life?"

Oh Tommy Wiseau, you wonderful genius.

You're tearing me apart, Glowworm56!

So she's talking bout her own son?? That's gross:( :(

OP here!! Can't believe that this actually got posted! My mother-in-law and I have a unique, open relationship... Quite traumatic at times though. We're like good friends, that sometimes take it too far. Thank you all for your comments!!

Still, that should be something she never says about her own son. Disgusting.

my own mother has told me things like "Men like me because I am tight" and "my boyfriend can go 8 times, we counted" I am well aware of the cringe factor LOL

You have an open relationship with your mother-in-law? Does that mean you can have other mothers-in-law?

This is something my mother would say, I feel you OP.

gross.. who's mother talks about them like that. weird!

meh. what's the big deal

her sons penis apparently