FML : Today, my mother-in-law and I were having a lovely chat about my partner, until she asked me if he was good in bed and started saying things like "I've...

Today, my mother-in-law and I were having a lovely chat about my partner, until she asked me if he was good in bed and started saying things like "I've seen it, great length. I'm jealous." FML

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OP here!! Can't believe that this actually got posted! My mother-in-law and I have a unique, open relationship... Quite traumatic at times though. We're like good friends, that sometimes take it too far. Thank you all for your comments!!

By Didn't want to hear that from you - / Friday 11 August 2017 10:46 /

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By almost_there44 | 26

#7523736 - Sunday 6 August 2017 0:39

That's beyond disgusting. I don't know why people are so concerned with other's sex life. Especially their son's!

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7523735 - Sunday 6 August 2017 0:39

Now you know what to get her for Christmas. A life size silicone replica of his son's penis.

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By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7523735 - Sunday 6 August 2017 0:39

Now you know what to get her for Christmas. A life size silicone replica of his son's penis.

sammypooface | 11

#7523859 - Sunday 6 August 2017 2:58

lol that would teach her! let her know she's gross and weird.

myusofwe | 15

#7524092 - Sunday 6 August 2017 6:46

Attach a note that says "now you don't have to be so jealous" and wink at her.

By almost_there44 | 26

#7523736 - Sunday 6 August 2017 0:39

That's beyond disgusting. I don't know why people are so concerned with other's sex life. Especially their son's!

PenguinPal3017 | 18

#7524903 - Sunday 6 August 2017 22:51

Yeah. Talking about wanting to have sex with your own child is about as disgusting as it gets.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7523753 - Sunday 6 August 2017 0:52

“It’s so-so ... I’m more of a girthy gal!”

By Jennifer Letson | 1

#7523777 - Sunday 6 August 2017 1:09

find better company

By Marlon4136 | 4

#7523782 - Sunday 6 August 2017 1:14

I don't want my mom to know ANYTHING about my sex life (yes, I'm married) and I don't want to know anything about my kids' sex lives when they get to that age.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7523819 - Sunday 6 August 2017 2:07

"Anyway, how's your sex life?"

HappyItalian | 38

#7524016 - Sunday 6 August 2017 5:19

Oh Tommy Wiseau, you wonderful genius.

Cali | 54

#7526443 - Tuesday 8 August 2017 1:08

You're tearing me apart, Glowworm56!

By Bubbles77777 | 11

#7523839 - Sunday 6 August 2017 2:31

So she's talking bout her own son?? That's gross:( :(

By Scoobz | 2

#7523843 - Sunday 6 August 2017 2:33

Moerighan | 23

#7523927 - Sunday 6 August 2017 3:50

Still, that should be something she never says about her own son. Disgusting.

TheSminty1 | 16

#7524147 - Sunday 6 August 2017 8:27

my own mother has told me things like "Men like me because I am tight" and "my boyfriend can go 8 times, we counted" I am well aware of the cringe factor LOL