By Didn't want to hear that from you - 11/08/2017 10:46

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Today, my mother-in-law and I were having a lovely chat about my partner, until she asked me if he was good in bed and started saying things like "I've seen it, great length. I'm jealous." FML
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OP here!! Can't believe that this actually got posted! My mother-in-law and I have a unique, open relationship... Quite traumatic at times though. We're like good friends, that sometimes take it too far. Thank you all for your comments!!

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almost_there44 26

That's beyond disgusting. I don't know why people are so concerned with other's sex life. Especially their son's!

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Lobby_Bee 17

Now you know what to get her for Christmas. A life size silicone replica of his son's penis.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Now you know what to get her for Christmas. A life size silicone replica of his son's penis.

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sammypooface 11

lol that would teach her! let her know she's gross and weird.

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myusofwe 15

Attach a note that says "now you don't have to be so jealous" and wink at her.

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almost_there44 26

That's beyond disgusting. I don't know why people are so concerned with other's sex life. Especially their son's!

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PenguinPal3017 19

Yeah. Talking about wanting to have sex with your own child is about as disgusting as it gets.

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RichardPencil 30

“It’s so-so ... I’m more of a girthy gal!”

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Marlon4136 4

I don't want my mom to know ANYTHING about my sex life (yes, I'm married) and I don't want to know anything about my kids' sex lives when they get to that age.

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Bubbles77777 11

So she's talking bout her own son?? That's gross:( :(

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Scoobz 2

OP here!! Can't believe that this actually got posted! My mother-in-law and I have a unique, open relationship... Quite traumatic at times though. We're like good friends, that sometimes take it too far. Thank you all for your comments!!

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Moerighan 23

Still, that should be something she never says about her own son. Disgusting.

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TheSminty1 17

my own mother has told me things like "Men like me because I am tight" and "my boyfriend can go 8 times, we counted" I am well aware of the cringe factor LOL

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RichardPencil 30

You have an open relationship with your mother-in-law? Does that mean you can have other mothers-in-law?

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siggy_mcsigx 22

This is something my mother would say, I feel you OP.

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sammypooface 11

gross.. who's mother talks about them like that. weird!

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