Today, my therapist told me to write down my secrets in an envelope and symbolically burn them. My secrets included stories of my rampant sex life, drug use, a suicide attempt, and the overpowering hatred I have for my family. I've managed to misplace the envelope somewhere back home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my therapist told me to write any negative thoughts that I had on a piece of paper and then set fire to it. When I lit it in the trash can, huge flames broke out and I had to throw the trash can out my window to keep from setting my house on fire. FML
Today, I was writing in a journal as part of my therapy. I jumped and hid it when my boyfriend startled me by coming in. He now swears I must be cheating, that I’m keeping secrets from him and I trust a stranger with my personal thoughts more than I trust him. That’s kinda the point of therapy. FML
Today, my therapist asked me if I’d been journaling as he suggested. I had to tell him that I don’t trust writing down my innermost thoughts anymore, because when I was younger my mom read by diary multiple times and beat me for what I wrote. So did my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my husband read my journal behind my back when he got mad over something I'd written in it. This is the same journal that my therapist told me to keep, to help me get past my trust issues. FML
Today, as a means of getting over my abusive ex, I decided to write his name on a piece of paper and light it on fire. As I lit the paper up, I noticed the marker ink had bled through it. The paper is gone, but his name is forever engraved on my desk. FML
Today, after weeks of therapy for severe depression, my therapist thought it would be helpful to confess my deepest problems to my friends, to prove that it was alright to trust people. I did. They laughed. Hard. FML
Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML
Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML
Today, while I was explaining my troubles to my therapist, he asked me, "And don't you have someone you can tell all that?" FML
Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML
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sweet_candy_ 17
You should have burned them right after you wrote them.
Enderspeaker 2
You had me at "rampant sex life"!
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Comments (127)
meeba 2
this isnt an FML unless someone finds it
dirtyrussian97 0
sex? drugs? suicide? hatred of kin? you must be related to Charlie sheen!
Quatermain 0
Should have been successful with that suicide attempt. One less drug induced ***** on this planet. Hope your family findsbthat envelope and disowns you.
tuppencej777 0
Someone is going to be a famous author, a lonely, but famous one.
GigglePony 13
LOL You're a terrible person.
twilightfreak779 0
that's the type of stuff you burn IMMEDIATELY
Chaselovesme 0
o_O
vacantcanvas 0
I have a 13 year old friend just like you
anon45 6
You know a 13 year old with a rampant sex live? Poor kid, bet s/he's ****** in the head.
oohbubbles 0
at least you didn't leave it somewhere public like the mall or the bus?..
rozieslothinator 0
well theyre not secrets anymore! especially because you just told us about them!