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Elle United States

Oh no…

Today, my therapist told me to write down my secrets in an envelope and symbolically burn them. My secrets included stories of my rampant sex life, drug use, a suicide attempt, and the overpowering hatred I have for my family. I've managed to misplace the envelope somewhere back home. FML

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You should have burned them right after you wrote them.

You had me at "rampant sex life"!

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you should just become "an hero" and do yourself a favor....

youve also managed to tell random people here on FML.

torch their house and make a new letter

It's fine OP, your family probably doesn't give a damn. All joking aside though, I believe a letter is the least of your problems.

Dumbass!! YDI

crystalrain17 14

That really sucks, OP. I'm sorry. :/

#86 is the winner! Seriously I would have burnt it straight away.

noone can be good for his parents! don't wary they will get used to u! not a problem actually since u have to see ur new "family" 3 times a year!

Did you leave it in the attic, did your daughter find it ?

a recent fml had a daughter find that kind of note in her families attic so ya bam I solved it

rampant sex life? how old are you and where do you live. hahaha, just kidding