Today, I hit a dead deer that had been left in the middle of the road. My car started to make a funny noise and smell, so I pulled over to check it, thinking I blew the tire on some antlers. The deer had got stuck in my front wheel, and I'd dragged it more than a mile. And it wasn't actually dead. FML
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Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML
Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML
Today, at 4:30 a.m., I hit a deer on the freeway on my way to work. I've only had this car for 6 months and it's totaled. I had to wait hours for a tow. On his way to pick me up, my husband's radiator blew and his serpentine belt shredded. I also missed a day of work. FML
Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML
Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML
Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML
Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML
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MagicMushrooms 0
FYL? **** the deer's life; that's a horrible and painful way to die.
Acousticpixie14 6
That poor animal! My goodness, I hope you put that deer out of it's misery. I hope it didn't scar you too badly, I'd be a wreck if that happened to me! I can't even drive by roadkill without shuddering, feeling nauseous, and getting goosebumps ]:
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Comments (194)
bls5301 2
Who hits a deer and just keeps going? and who the hell can't realize its dragging along side your car? I hope you get attacked by a rabid deer then drug behind him while he craps on you then get bit by a rabid raccoon and then eaten by a bear. You are a moron
icagoobo 19
I don't really understand some of the people on here, but here's my opinion. I think that if a deer is either dead or alive, you wouldn't hit it on purpose for many reasons. If it were dead, there's the concern that it would damage your car; a deer is a pretty big animal. If it were alive, there's still the concern that your car would be damaged of course, but the big idea here is that it would hurt the deer as well. Whoever thinks it's fun to hit a deer with their car should see what it's like to be hit by one themselves first. As for the second part of the post, you're a jerk. I know you thought the deer was dead and wanted to check on your tire, but come on, more than a mile? If you hit any animal, dead or alive, you should always stop and check it out...
smartalek 2
you suck. why would u even hit a dead deer?
canadienGurl76 0
FYL? poor deer. :(
Real1 0
why wouldn't u get out the car to check ya car after any type of accident
alex6946 10
aww! poor Bambi :O!
ipshwitz 2
how can u drag a semi-alive dear for more than a mile, stuck into yer tires and not realize it? u sitting on 62" wheels or something?? ydi for being completely retarded
FMyLifeNoFYours 0
YDI bastard.
DeadxManxWalking 27
so uh is it alive now?
nickle4054 1
omg that's insane but kinda funny