Perry85
🌶️ Spicy
Not my turn
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she says "Don't cum in me, my husband has plans for later." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
KaRaSu
France 🌶️ Spicy
Get on with it
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
I don't understand!
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she did not want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Fast and Furious
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad sign
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
FML
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finish, she tells me she already has a boyfriend, and that his penis is larger than mine. FML
youaresodumb
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Routine
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
Tai
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Precaution
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for coming inside her because she didn't want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML
fml1977
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Honest
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
wtfjusthappened
Redmond, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Dortmund, Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML
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alycion 39
If this is the first you’ve heard of husband, fyl.
AlanShore 12
If you didn't know about the husband, plow right ahead, if you did know then YDI.
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icalledhisname 12
That’s really rude of her, even if you knew she was married. You’re in a consenting relationship regardless of the circumstances and respect is still a thing that should be observed. Definitely FYL, you in no way deserve that.
coius 23
After “Not cumming”, definitely “Don’t” tell her husband she’s a cheating bitch. And yes this is coming from a divorced male with a previous ex-wife who cheated (she cheated) and caused the divorce. If she didn’t tell you she was married, ruin the bitches life like I’d advocate any woman to ruin a manwhore’s life if he was married and didn’t tell his girlfriend so he doesn’t get caught having an affair by getting her pregnant. Out that asshole (male or female) for the bastard they are.
BrittanyBeamin444 4
Yikes
Mom_was_here 4
Bust a nut bro! Dont listen to her!
Perry85 42
Ok, sorry it took so long to respond, had verification issues lol a little clarity. We are in a polyamorous relationship, meaning My girlfriend has a boyfriend and a husband. yes he and I know about each other and yes we are both ok with it.