Not joking

By sharibaby - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, it's my wedding day. I have a cold sore that makes me look like The Joker. Make-up won't cover it and the emergency medicine my doctor gave me only irritates it more. My future husband asks, "Why so serious?" and laughs whenever he sees me. Fantastic. FML
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Magic_Mushroom 7

Ask him if he wants to see a magic trick.

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NickaPLZ 26

Congrats on your wedding.

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mccutie936 6

...acyclovir. Usually they give it to people with the genital herps but it works super well for cold sores.

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Shade1982 20

That actually makes sense, since cold sore is a form of herpes...

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mccutie936 6

I know that and you know that but do you think the average person on fml thinks herpes is anything but genital?

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chinagirl3343 8

You married a child. What idiot would say that to his wife in their wedding dat?

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fmaffei10 3

Thermal water, the best thing there is for cold sores, no kidding!

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thandidavis 17

Put some windex on it!

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Leki_0609 11

I gotta say, I'm curious as to how you look.

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Kuhu1993 21

You guys will live a long and happy life :D

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TimmaysRoXy 9

Put Windex on it!! ;-)

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Wadlaen 23

Sounds like you're gonna have a fun-filled marriage! Best of luck!💕

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