Today, on my way to Burger King I got into a heated discussion with my wife about our cats. We have 15 rescues, and I've reached my limit. Guess what came running up to my car while waiting in the drive-through. We named him Pickles. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I walked outside to see my dog killing my cat. My spouse tried to cheer me up - "Hey, at least we don't have to buy cat food anymore!" FML
Today, my cat tried to steal my burger. She was successful. She grabbed the patty with her teeth and pulled it right out of the burger. I was too dumbfounded to try and stop her. I have a suspicion that she is hungry and I forgot to feed her. FML
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML
Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me four times in a row at work. Worried, I stepped outside and answered the phone. Through tears, she screamed, "It's the cat!" Was he sick or hurt? "NO! He won't stop meowing!" FML
Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are devastated to return our newly adopted "cat friendly" dog to the shelter. He's perfect, other than the fact that he clearly wants to eat our cats. FML
Today, I took my cat to the vet for a regular check-up. In the waiting room, she escaped from her carrier and created chaos, knocking over supplies, and hissing at everyone. FML
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Ilikepie467 10
She's turning you into a crazy cat lady
Sir_ND_Pity 35
Do you want fries with that? In all honesty, I like the idea of rescuing animals, but, you are right, there is a limit, especially if it is in your home. Hopefully you can reach a compromise! Until then, I hope you like Pickles :P
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Comments (185)
colombiatti 14
Hahaha it's mean to be OP
colombiatti 14
Meant*
ericm87 3
That's ur fault one would of been my limit n that's pushin it
winterkills 7
Vato Gonzalez - Cats Are Evil: http://youtu.be/gJ4MdYjAIwc
Clarinetrox 19
I've never heard of a married cat lady before. Congratulations to finding the first!
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Your wife needs help.
z0mBi3kiTTy 18
yay!!!! name the next ones Nathan Explosion, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface, and Swisgaar Swissgelf!!! (also part of the crazy-cat-lady club!)
tman1985 9
damn, ya beat me to it...thought I was gonna get to the bottom without seeing a dethklok reference
z0mBi3kiTTy 18
also, it might be a good idea to take them to the vet to see if they're micro-chipped.
robj118 10
Let'em freeeeeeeeeee
Witchylady 18
Yay for the cats!!! Good on you for taking in all those furry fluff balls. Animal companionship is often better than people. You could always try and re home the kitty's to loving families. Though I do think 15 cats is a little excessive unless you have a large property that they can run in. Anyway any one that takes care of animals in my books is a winner.
alexandraerin 6
So I says, "Hoarder? I hardly know 'er!" ... Seriously, though, your wife has a problem and it's sad.