Today, on my way to Burger King I got into a heated discussion with my wife about our cats. We have 15 rescues, and I've reached my limit. Guess what came running up to my car while waiting in the drive-through. We named him Pickles. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked outside to see my dog killing my cat. My spouse tried to cheer me up - "Hey, at least we don't have to buy cat food anymore!" FML
Today, my cat tried to steal my burger. She was successful. She grabbed the patty with her teeth and pulled it right out of the burger. I was too dumbfounded to try and stop her. I have a suspicion that she is hungry and I forgot to feed her. FML
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML
Today, I saw a poor helpless cat in the middle of the road while driving. I pulled over and scooped it in my arms to bring it to safety. Not only did I get mauled and scratched by the cat, my car also wasn't put in park and rolled away hitting a parked car. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me four times in a row at work. Worried, I stepped outside and answered the phone. Through tears, she screamed, "It's the cat!" Was he sick or hurt? "NO! He won't stop meowing!" FML
Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are devastated to return our newly adopted "cat friendly" dog to the shelter. He's perfect, other than the fact that he clearly wants to eat our cats. FML
Today, I took my cat to the vet for a regular check-up. In the waiting room, she escaped from her carrier and created chaos, knocking over supplies, and hissing at everyone. FML
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Ilikepie467 10
She's turning you into a crazy cat lady
Sir_ND_Pity 35
Do you want fries with that? In all honesty, I like the idea of rescuing animals, but, you are right, there is a limit, especially if it is in your home. Hopefully you can reach a compromise! Until then, I hope you like Pickles :P
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Comments (185)
Caprica323 5
You need to control her. Also some areas have a limit on how many animals you can have. Better check that out before animal control comes knocking on your door calling you an animal hoarder.
RowanNightShade 22
I agree with some of the other posters in that you can take them in, but only until you find them a new home. Plus, strays can have a lot of issues (i.e. fleas, illness, etc). We had a stray we took in with a mouth infection and thyroid problem. We kept him separate from out cats until we got him medical attention. There are no-kill shelters, but sometimes they can be packed. You are at the point where you should be putting out ads to get these cats homes. Explain to your wife that they would be happier in the long run. They would have owners who can give the cats the attention and space each cat requires. 15 cats is a lot, and I live on a large property. The more cats you have, the more chances of you or one of the animals getting ill, or one of the cats having territorial issues.
KiaKarma 11
On the bright side, you"ll never get lonely!
Avery001 6
My mother in law has 27 cats she has rescued. Most of them were on the verge of dying. I think it's a great thing to do. she takes them to the vet, feeds them, and tries find a home for them. I wouldn't be able do it... At least her house doesn't smell!
Axel5238 29
Sounds like they are going to end up on animal hoarders. OP has gotta stand his ground because at some point that many cat's given the space they have can/will be a serious health issue for all those involved.
00sweeney 2
How did you know the cat was abandoned? It's a carnivore, it lives near Burger King, it likes the smell and the free food. Do the math. I think there's a good chance you "rescued" someone's pet. I understand rescuing an animal that looks abandoned, or that you've seen over a period of time and know doesn't have a home. But at the drive-through at Burger King? I think that's irresponsible and selfish.
squarecircles 13
Cats are like pickles. You can't have just one ;)
reinmon8823 11
atleast it's an even number now
erikahall21 9
Sounds like you're pussy whipped
Kiera_abbi 7
So... If he came out from a near by house... you just stole someone's cat...
Aregonde 15
OP should have a vet check for a microchip. I would certainly hope someone who lives right next to a busy commercial plaza wouldn't let their cat outside.