Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: No kinkshaming, but come on…

No kinkshaming, but come on…

By anonymous - 06/09/2010 07:37 - United States

Today, after going on a blind date with a man I'd met on Facebook, we went back to his apartment. All was going good, until he took off his pants, only to reveal that he was wearing a diaper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 758

You deserved it 19 870

May weddings: Love and blunders
Weddings are supposed to be perfect, but our stories show that perfection can sometimes be... surprising! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

I'm not blind

By Anonymous - 06/12/2019 20:00

Today, after going on a blind date with a man I had met on facebook, we decided to go back to his apartment. All was going good until he took off his pants, only to reveal that he was wearing a diaper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 925

You deserved it 562

Dating hell

By Anonymous - 28/03/2022 14:00

Today, I went on a blind date with a guy. We went back to his place, and after getting it on, he rolled onto his back and told me, "You can put that on your Bumble profile, you got a good dicking" then helicoptered his dick around, thinking it was sexy. I missed the last train, so I walked home after that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 155

You deserved it 627

Keeper

By ughreally - 20/09/2013 00:20 - United States - Sartell

Today, I went on a blind date. He showed up in a shirt that read, "I F*ck On First Dates". FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 031

You deserved it 6 461

Bat out of hell

By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 355

You deserved it 31 722

By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 18:31 - United States - Springfield

Today, I went on a blind date with a friend of a friend. It went okay, so we exchanged numbers. An hour later, he started messaging me, asking for pictures of my poop. What.. the... hell? FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 847

You deserved it 1 895

Dealbreaker

By Nico - 26/05/2021 14:01

Today, after going on a date with my girlfriend, we ended up having sex at her flat. When she took off her panties, I took a glance and saw poop stains on them. It turned me off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 308

You deserved it 271

Compromising situation

By anonymous - 16/07/2011 13:18 - Canada

Today, I was on a hot date. After we finished supper, we went back to his place. My stomach started to feel upset, so I politely asked where the bathroom was so I could "powder my nose;" After ten minutes of agonizing diarrhea, I looked down and noticed he was out of toilet paper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 685

You deserved it 4 953

By habassistant - 02/01/2013 15:49 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, I was cleaning one of my disabled clients because he pooped himself, so I started to undress him for a shower. I took his dirty diaper off and set it on his bed, then I bent over to take off his socks at which point he put the diaper on my head like a hat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 028

You deserved it 5 246

By Anonymous - 25/04/2013 15:10 - Canada - Midland

Today, I was excited for my first date in a while, with a "tall handsome business man." Turns out he "doesn't feel emotions anymore", likes getting peed on, and "doesn't do condoms." Thanks, internet dating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 952

You deserved it 15 329

Oh no…

By Anonymous - 08/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 821

You deserved it 230

perdix 29

Monday 6 September 2010 16:03

It was a blind date. Maybe he thought you could be so sexy that he'd. . . Wait on it . . . **** IN HIS PANTS.

gabbii2596 0

Monday 6 September 2010 16:02

that's called catfish! and ydi for going on a blind date with someone you met over fb!

Comments

iJamesJamesable 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 14:30

could be a pedo

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 7 September 2010 15:24

Ungrateful OP. Your date had to drive for 1500 miles to get there. Wearing the diaper was his way of ensuring that he wouldn't lose time with bathroom breaks.

sasmarahater 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 2:18

If he has the same fetish as me than he is a asshole and if he has a disability than that is really unfortunate.Which was it and are still going out with him.

Christopher08 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 9:35

Damn how old was he 80

princess_88 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 11:23

lmfao that's hilarious!

Criminey 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 0:03

WOW! I sure didn't see that coming!!

bbyychula710 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 0:50

hahaha. . . kodak moment?

jackygirl2 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 6:06

ummm how old was he??? lol

The__Redneck 7

Friday 10 September 2010 2:13

YDI for screwing on the first date. If you weren't such an easy lay, you might have gotten to know this guy before agreeing to sleep with him, and you could have skipped this little problem.