Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: No kinkshaming, but come on…

No kinkshaming, but come on…

By anonymous - 06/09/2010 07:37 - United States

Today, after going on a blind date with a man I'd met on Facebook, we went back to his apartment. All was going good, until he took off his pants, only to reveal that he was wearing a diaper. FML

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By ughreally - 20/09/2013 00:20 - United States - Sartell

Today, I went on a blind date. He showed up in a shirt that read, "I F*ck On First Dates". FML

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By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 18:31 - United States - Springfield

Today, I went on a blind date with a friend of a friend. It went okay, so we exchanged numbers. An hour later, he started messaging me, asking for pictures of my poop. What.. the... hell? FML

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By Nico - 26/05/2021 14:01

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Compromising situation

By anonymous - 16/07/2011 13:18 - Canada

Today, I was on a hot date. After we finished supper, we went back to his place. My stomach started to feel upset, so I politely asked where the bathroom was so I could "powder my nose;" After ten minutes of agonizing diarrhea, I looked down and noticed he was out of toilet paper. FML

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By habassistant - 02/01/2013 15:49 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, I was cleaning one of my disabled clients because he pooped himself, so I started to undress him for a shower. I took his dirty diaper off and set it on his bed, then I bent over to take off his socks at which point he put the diaper on my head like a hat. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2013 15:10 - Canada - Midland

Today, I was excited for my first date in a while, with a "tall handsome business man." Turns out he "doesn't feel emotions anymore", likes getting peed on, and "doesn't do condoms." Thanks, internet dating. FML

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Oh no…

By Anonymous - 08/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML

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perdix 29

Monday 6 September 2010 16:03

It was a blind date. Maybe he thought you could be so sexy that he'd. . . Wait on it . . . **** IN HIS PANTS.

gabbii2596 0

Monday 6 September 2010 16:02

that's called catfish! and ydi for going on a blind date with someone you met over fb!

Comments

Snessie 0

Monday 18 October 2010 5:54

ROFLMFAO! that is the most horrible thing I have ever heard of but yet that is amazing!

TheChumscrubber 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 21:08

OMG that's great! What did you do lol? UUmmm.... I gotta go... lol!!!!

Maggey 19

Sunday 8 May 2011 2:01

You deserve it for saying that anything is "going good" when it's actually going well.

birdfreak 24

Friday 10 June 2011 7:11

ydi because you decided to get it on with a guy on your first date

annabelle6898 0

Friday 29 July 2011 7:04

i wear too no big deal

d13coates 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 6:02

Hahaha mood killed much?

frosh2 9

Monday 12 September 2011 16:00

All respectable wizards wear them-AVPM

soldiier_fml 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 23:34

U deserve it for being a **** and getting intimate and u have only known him for a few hours

nicklythenick 0

Monday 3 October 2011 5:42

You know, he's probably got some serious issues, so I'd stay away. I mean, if he was incontinent, he'd have said so on his FB, you know? I know this cuz I'm incontinent and I post it on mine, and all my friends from my support group have it on theirs. So yeah, he's probably a creeper.