Music, Concert and Miscellaneous: No diggity - FML

No diggity

By bullllllshittttt - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to a rave where apparently one of my favorite rappers was supposed to perform. I stood in line for 2 hours in the rain, got pushed and shoved, and had to witness a bunch of drunken idiots puke all over the place. Once I finally got to the front of the line, they closed the doors. FML

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crisco5105 1

Sunday 6 March 2011 17:39

raves have DJ's that play hardstyle, dupstep, etc. rappers "rap" at concerts....just sayin

Ranimal 12

Sunday 6 March 2011 16:33

You live, you learn.

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faireanjell 5

Saturday 2 February 2013 5:02

Raves don't have rappers

THswagPLAYA 1

Monday 6 February 2017 22:57

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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