Ninjas are everywhere By Nancy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone had cut off half of my ponytail. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 633 You deserved it 4 598 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was walking into the building I hoped to work in someday with my resume, ready to be interviewed. As I walked through the doors I had to sneeze, so lifted my hands and sneezed a huge bloody booger right in the middle of the cover page. Turns out future employers don't like that. FML I agree, your life sucks 26 961 You deserved it 7 439
Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML I agree, your life sucks 39 977 You deserved it 7 534
Today, while stuck in traffic on the highway, my 5 year-old in the back seat asked me why the man in the car next to us was pulling on the other man's "peepee". FML I agree, your life sucks 49 657 You deserved it 3 275
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML I agree, your life sucks 7 987 You deserved it 89 372
Today, a girl I'd been crushing on for a little while and I were talking about autism. Some of the last words she said were "I try to not find autistic people so fucking annoying, but I can't help it. But can you blame me?” I'm autistic. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 364 You deserved it 375
Today, after my husband trusted me to sort out the arrangements for modifying our kitchen and I spent a lot of time finding the perfect top-quality items, they were delivered 1,291 miles away in a town I’ve never heard of. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 869 You deserved it 565
I find it funnier that no one else noticed or said something...friends much?
hahaha find out who that was and have retribution!