kill me now
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
🌶️ Spicy
Nice!
Today, I realised I've sucked dick to every Simon Pegg movie. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Wickls
United Kingdom
Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML
Annoyed
🌶️ Spicy
Today, while giving my boyfriend what I thought was an amazing blow job, he asked me if I'd seen Kung Fu Panda 3 yet. FML
Noname
New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Blown job
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
the critic
Saint Catharines, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I have been single for far too long when I was turning off porno after porno because I couldn't stand the horrible acting. FML
NOKHAN
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
MyChemicalRomantic
🌶️ Spicy
Not that handy
Today, I found out that I can never go to my local cinema again. Not just because of the current lockdown, no. The guy I gave an embarrassing, drunken hand job at a party to works there. FML
Anonymous
What is the real feeling?
Today, my friends and I were acting out porn scenes without sex. Then, I realized that we all watch too much porn, and we are still all virgins. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Hmmm, twins
Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
funnyERstory
Houston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
That sucks
Today, I got my dick sucked. Unfortunately, it was by the vacuum nozzle my cousin stuck down my pants. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I watched Gigli. FML
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organizse 28
That really blows.
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Wtf ?
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Comments (44)
unkhammun 5
Nice!
extremereviews 26
Soooo, you wanna go see a Simon peg movie with me op?
SomeRandomUser 19
<p>I'm sure Simon appreciates that.</p>
ermagherdaturdis 26
Am I the only one who voted 'your life sucks' because of the pun....
BGSchrum 6
In this case, the "you deserve it" is more of a fist-bump than anything else.
jai23 6
Lol.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Cornetto?
Andrew Dutch Beebe 6
That's something to be proud of.
toneydrea 7
Must be the brit talk lol
kujiens101 24
I need to get those movies for date night!