kill me now
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
🌶️ Spicy
Nice!
Today, I realised I've sucked dick to every Simon Pegg movie. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Wickls
United Kingdom
Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML
Annoyed
🌶️ Spicy
Today, while giving my boyfriend what I thought was an amazing blow job, he asked me if I'd seen Kung Fu Panda 3 yet. FML
Noname
New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Blown job
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
the critic
Saint Catharines, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I have been single for far too long when I was turning off porno after porno because I couldn't stand the horrible acting. FML
NOKHAN
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML
MyChemicalRomantic
🌶️ Spicy
Not that handy
Today, I found out that I can never go to my local cinema again. Not just because of the current lockdown, no. The guy I gave an embarrassing, drunken hand job at a party to works there. FML
Anonymous
What is the real feeling?
Today, my friends and I were acting out porn scenes without sex. Then, I realized that we all watch too much porn, and we are still all virgins. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Hmmm, twins
Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
funnyERstory
Houston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
That sucks
Today, I got my dick sucked. Unfortunately, it was by the vacuum nozzle my cousin stuck down my pants. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I watched Gigli. FML
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organizse 28
That really blows.
nainai_09 14
Wtf ?
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Comments (44)
pikachurr 1
I really hope Simon Pegg sees this ?
VeryCreativeName 3
<p>Even Shaun of The Dead?</p>
bigdaddyeric 37
Who is Simon Pegg?
Greycatsister 12
I'm actually kind of impressed.
RainbowSnake 7
Hey look on the bright side...it wasn't every Twilight movie!
jkjorn 18
<p>Could be worse- you could've pegged to every Simon Suxx movie.</p>
Starlight8 14
Was it during HOT FUZZ movie?
caliguy08 17
Seriously FML??? This is the kind of stuff you let through?
hockeystar1234 8
Awkwardly arousing
fran3364 0
I've sucked dick to every Kevin hart stand up