Today, I was saying goodbye to my 5 year-old son before dropping him at my mom's, as I was leaving for two days, and told him I would miss him. He said, "l won't miss you, I never miss you when you are gone." FML
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Today, my son was crying because he wanted his daddy, and he asked when he can see him. I had no idea what to say, given his dad left us in the middle of the night last year, now lives in another country, and told me he never wants to see us again. FML
Today, at midnight, I heard my son calling for his mom. I stopped by his room and asked him what was wrong? He didn't tell me. Instead, he said: "Oh, I don't need you." FML
Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML
Today, I went to see my mother with my kids. Before, I had told my son to give her hugs and kisses and I would buy him candy. He did, but then he told her that I said that. FML
Today, at my mother's funeral, as everyone was around her casket for the viewing, my 5-year-old son in cluelessness of what was going on shouted, "Grandma is more fun when she isn't sleeping." Everyone cried. FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend’s 6 year-old son. The first thing he said to me was, "You’re not going to leave us for another man like mommy did, right?" FML
Today, I have been teaching my 5 year-old step-daughter how to read and write. She came bounding up to me with a piece of paper and said, "look what I did". It was a letter that said "My dad misses my real mommy, not you". FML
Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML
Today, when I dropped my 6-year-old daughter off at school, a little boy ran up to her so I asked his name. My daughter explained: "Oh, don't pay any attention to him, he's my slave. He's come to carry my bag. See you later, mom!" FML
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Pipistrello_fml 0
A) he's a kid. Relax. B) It's actually probably a good thing. This way you won't have to ever break him of a homesickness issue when he's older. C) if he's REALLY intelligent, he might be trying to help YOU to worry less about how he's feeling. D) ignore the idiots who reply like he's a bad kid. They have no idea what they're talking about.
melonkelly 0
aw :(
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mannysaidwhat 0
ADMAD: your statement was filled with so many male ideas that it makes me want to vomit. I am a man who happens to be a homosexual, so I get the nosy of both worlds. I don't know who raped you in the past to creat such hostile feelings towards the showing of feelings, but you should mask it with something so we don't have to be bothered by your ignorance.
Simonvdb 0
I actually also said those things to my mom. That didn't mean I hated her haha instead I really loved her and just wanted to act cool or something.
teiso_fml 0
He's two years old and he probably gets spoiled rotton at his grandmother's. I once said, "I hate you" to my mother when I was four because I didn't like the nightie she was wearing at the time.
thaprodigy_07 0
aww I'm sure he didn't know what he was saying lol
jaded_gal 0
Remember, kids are the meanest people on the planet. I would wager he hates to see you leave
yourmom246 0
just beat the shit outta them that's what I do !
TheDrageisha 0
parents response:: having you was such a waste of my time.
hobsonbrendan 0
what a horrible kid. my dad goes away all the time and i've never done something like that. I don't think I'd pick him back up
sweetpea129 0
hmm, and what does that tell you?
x__fallen 6
Aren't kids just little darlings? |: