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By Anonymous - 19/03/2011 15:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on Facebook, looking at pictures from a party I went to. In most of them, I was sitting on the sofa, my shorts bunched to the side, with half my vajayjay on show. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 30/12/2009 07:08 - Canada

Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML

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Plenty of pep

By awks - 01/10/2012 12:50 - United States - Stuart

Today, I was going through Facebook photos of a pep rally in the hopes that I'd be in at least one of them. I was in one alright. Pulling out a wedgie. FML

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By creamed - 20/02/2010 17:29 - United States

Today, the pictures from last night's party were put on Facebook. The pictures that show me getting in a drunken fight with a girl and her putting my face through the wall. FML

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Party hard

By Jason the flasher - 15/09/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML

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Smile!

By Anonymous - 21/11/2017 15:00

Today, some official photographs went live on our company website. As I took a closer look, I realised I was in the background of one photo unloading boxes from a van. My trousers were halfway down my ass, flashing my butt crack for the whole internet to see. FML

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Put the mouse back in the house, dude

By soulaar - 02/10/2015 14:22 - Vietnam - Dong Nai

Today, I was sitting outside in a pair of shorts. After about 15 minutes of getting weird looks from people, I realized my cock was sticking out of a hole that wasn't in my shorts when I put them on. FML

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DELETE! DELETE!

By Hunter101 - 12/05/2012 04:24 - United States - Humble

Today, I took a picture in front of my bathroom mirror and posted it on Facebook. When I checked it later, it had 20 comments on the picture. I was feeling good until I read the comments and looked at the picture again. I'd left my vibrator on the the bathroom counter. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2011 13:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered my mother went into the local pub where I work part time, got very drunk, and flashed her boobs at everyone. I found out when a picture was posted on Facebook. FML

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By ClairvoyantVamp - 06/07/2016 23:09 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I found out my aunt posted a picture of my butt in a bikini bottom on Facebook. I didn't even know she had taken that picture. FML

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By terry - 02/11/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I was DJing for a church event where I was stationed in the middle and everyone was sitting behind me. I walked over to get something to drink and eat and come back with glaring looks. My screensaver had came on with pictures of my naked girlfriend. FML

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a_girl_i_know 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 19:29

Have you heard of wearing underwear?

deputy_g 5

Saturday 19 March 2011 19:24

must have a nice 1 for no one to say anything ;)

Comments

CaptainPickles72 18

Saturday 19 March 2011 21:25

Poonani, never heard that one before. XD

leearm104 4

Saturday 19 March 2011 21:30

**** you and your life just for using the word vajayjay

rhpsfan9 10

Saturday 19 March 2011 21:31

lol hope ur rents aren't on ur fb!

liveaboveit 1

Sunday 20 March 2011 5:39

oh i hope they are and she gets tagged lol

jess6blondie9 2

Saturday 19 March 2011 21:32

Haha, I haven't either. ^

lucky8ball 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 21:38

Only half...... Spoilsport

funallthetime 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 21:51

wow.

megs1642 5

Saturday 19 March 2011 21:51

I am impressed.

natetheman14 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 21:53

send me some pics lol

birdmansangel 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 21:56

YDI just for say vajayjay

darkpyro0988 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 21:56

pics or it didnt happen

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