Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML
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Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML
Today, after emptying the dishwasher, I noticed something in the back by the drain. It looked like a turkey bone. Upon closer inspection, it was a mouse carcass. I have no idea how many loads of dishes have gone through with it in there. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML
Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML
Today, I noticed that my new shampoo had an unfamiliar pink color to it. After some investigation, I found a dead mouse that had apparently cut itself on the bottle pump. I've been washing my hair with mouse blood. FML
Today, I made salmon patties and boiled cabbage. I smelled smoke from my stove burner, but thought I spilled something in the burner. No big deal. Later, this horrible smell started coming from the stove. My husband took the stove apart, only to find that I had fried a mouse as well. FML
Today, I woke up to hear dripping water in the kitchen. Thinking it was someone getting a glass of water or something, I came out to find that it was just a mouse drowning in my dog's water bowl. FML
Today, I'm going to a cocktail event, except my dress is wrinkled and can't be ironed, so I got my steam cleaner from storage. I saw what looked like mold inside the water container. Turns out a mouse had got into it, drowned and started to decompose. My apartment now smells like death and my dress is still wrinkled. FML
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Top comments
asdfghjklfmylife 0
that it honestly the grossest thing i have ever heard. **** your life.
guitartech18 0
that's nasty
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Comments (149)
clumsy1 0
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW one of the grossest things I've ever heard!!!!
skanky 4
I almost threw up in my mouth when I read this!
satan178 0
i agree with #23 but if this is true.. man..FYL ROFL.
_doublestuff 0
lmao, Lauren!
ohwoahemilyy 0
That made my stomach churn just reading it. Imagine eatting off dead mouse plates. *shudder*
TarasTrouble 0
ewwwww. dont you like look in the dishwasher when you load shit and unload it. ughhhh.
helen29 4
omg ur dirty !
justahboy 0
So you think
LaPollux 0
get a blood test, those things carry so much diseases .. especially rabies
JJAY2011 6
Haahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... Yes, I really did laugh that hard... Lol!