My little boy

By stubble - 13/11/2009 06:26 - Canada

Today, I had to meet my mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on my face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years-old. My dad yelled at me for making my mom cry. FML
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perdix 29

23 is a little late to be noticing facial hair on a man. My guess is that your face was as smooth as a baby's butt through high school and in your early 20's, and your mom thought you were her little girl. She's crying over the pain and expense you are going to have to endure to have electrolysis so you can still be her daughter.

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

To be honest, your dad probably feels the same way your mom does and that's why he yelled at you. Parents hate when their child grows up. It's inevitable, though. FYL

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anthonyhard 0

Why don't you stop being a little bitch and grow up?

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spiderman0606 0

That's exactly what he shouldnt do! ZING!

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omgzdude 0

why would you cry over growing up!? or yell because your mom is probably so happy she's cryning???

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spiderman0606 0

I'm the youngest child in a large family. I'm in college but live at home. Every day I have to hear from my parents about how I cannot possibly be growing because I was born last and shall therefore be 5 forever. I can totally relate.

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spiderman0606 0

I don't like though how you said, "I had to meet my mother" like that's some kind of impossible thing which you just dread doing. Even though you had an fml moment, I bet your mother had MILLIONS of fml moments because of you. Oh, and many people would love to meet your mother, and how! They even made a show about it.

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Voids 0

..so? :/ this site has definitely gone to the shitter if this crap gets through.

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star_ver 0

What does being a college student have to do with being too lazy to shave? HS and college dropouts never feel too lazy to shave? Is that the exclusive right of college students?

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i_stay_anonymous 0

What does being college student have to be with being a lazy shaver? 0_o

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cmac86 23

welcome to my world bud. except my parents don't cry. they just get irritated and some how take it personally.

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waldosmind 0

Wait.. haha you make it sound like your meeting her for the first time, haha.

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tacoman007 2

absolutely everything, #56, absolutely everything.

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