Today, I called a doctor's office for a referral. I was in public, so when she asked me what type of issue I had, I mumbled that I had a vaginal issue. After painstakingly having to repeat this several times, she said she was asking what kind of insurance I have. FML
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Today, I asked a customer three times before he saw the doctor if he had any medical insurance and he replied "No" each time. Paying his bill out of pocket, this dude had the nerve to ask, "So why didn't my medical insurance cover this?" He had coverage. FML
Today, I had to repeat myself multiple times and dumb down all my anatomical terms and symptoms while describing my illness to my doctor. I want to switch, but my insurance won’t cover another one for at least 60 more days. FML
Today, I finally got insurance after months of paperwork, and so I went to the doctor. I was billed $873 for a "consultation" that pretty much consisted of being weighed and told to "Google it." FML
Today, I had a procedure that should have been covered by my health insurance, but while I was there, I asked the doc to sign a prescription for an unrelated thing. This apparently turned the insured procedure into a consultation, so they charged me full price for the procedure, over $15,000. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML
Today, I was at a party. Trying to overcome my social anxiety, I was trying to take part in conversations. So, when a girl mentioned she had a doctor's appointment next morning, I blurted out: "What kind of a doctor?" Everyone stared as she responded: "A gynaecologist." FML
Today, I arrived at the doctor's to schedule surgery to find out my insurance got canceled again. I only just got it reinstated after the last time they screwed up and canceled it. It took me 6 months to get it fixed. FML
Today, I’ve been asking both my health insurance and the clinic in question under which circumstances an elective procedure would be covered by insurance. Each one of them tells me that the other has to make the decision. FML
Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML
Today, I've been having persistent fungal infections and was getting treated by a male gynecologist. I had to go in to give vaginal swab tests. I washed and cleaned before I left, but when I got on the doctor's table I already had so much discharge. The doctor asked, "Is it the medicine?" I had to say no. FML
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MissuhGrey 10
It doesn't matter what others think or say about you OP. You shouldn't see any of them ever again
ColorOfSoul 19
"The kind I can take to other doctors" OP.
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Comments (74)
beeferjay 34
just be glad you didn't have to yell, lol
limegreenpoopie 31
Eh, it happens when you're nervous.
Lalala579121 28
What, you don't have vaginal insurance?
atlknights15 12
You are a ******* idiot.
worldclassrager 41
Write it down next time if needed
jadeleepenguin 29
Yeah, write it down and show them the piece of paper through the phone. Such a brilliant idea.
dabaerju 23
#logic2015
CuteKoalaGirl 18
That's when you say "Feminine Issue" instead of "Vaginal Issue." They sorta get the hint that way? o.O;
geren 15
This is irrelevant but your hair looks really cool
ohSNAPyall 27
Or you could ask for a referral for a gynecologist.
buckdharma 38
I hope your mmmmm(cough)TWAT is feeling better.
Scorpio01 16
Ohh dear...
nickname_nick 11
It's okay we all have embarrassing moments OP
Thatissarcastic 17
"And what will you be paying with?" "Vaginal issues."
Tripartita 45
The conversion rate between V.I. and U.S.D. is changing all the time. Last I checked, 1vi was equal to $0.26.
catherinecas 30
When you say it that way it sounds like you're asking for a child in payment ?