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Mr Clean

By Anonymous - 18/01/2013 10:50 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML

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By anonymous - 04/11/2014 12:03 - Canada - North Vancouver

Spicy

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2011 17:47 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML

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By BarbieKen - 14/06/2009 04:14 - United States

Spicy

Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me I spread my legs to help out then he looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML

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By Rella - 15/12/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were in the 69 position with me on top and as we changed positions, and I turned to face him, I saw toilet paper on his face that he didn't seem to notice and that I casually had to wipe off his face. FML

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Grunge

By Anonymous - 20/12/2024 14:00 - United States - Brunswick

Spicy

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. As I was about to give him head, I saw he had so much left over toilet paper stuck to his nuts. It kind of turned me off but I didn't want to say anything because he's one of the sweetest guys ever. After he nutted, he got up and there was toilet paper crumbs on his bed and ass. FML

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Mr Clean

By Jenn - 18/08/2021 09:59

Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML

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Rico Suave

By eww - 12/06/2025 20:00 - Czechia - Prague

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex, but every time he thrust into me, he farted. Loud, smelly, wet farts. After a minute, I shoved him off and demanded he take a dump. After a full five minutes of loud diarrhea, he came back to bed, his ass stinking of sewage. My pussy dried up so fast… FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2013 03:55 - United States - Redlands

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML

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By Becca - 31/01/2010 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML

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Joe Bidet

By tmrwsmggls - 16/11/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML

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HelloSirs 14

Friday 18 January 2013 16:42

When they talked about this in Charmin commercials, I never believed them. Learn something new every day.

ElatedEarthling 15

Friday 18 January 2013 16:49

He was probably too wiped out to notice the extra toilet paper. I know it stinks, but it happens. Maybe next time you should just disregard it and stop being so anal.

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strayaway 12

Friday 18 January 2013 22:14

I would've freaked out ewwww

TheWorldGreatest 8

Friday 18 January 2013 22:23

Sorry to say it but that's terrible!

LarissaAllen 10

Friday 18 January 2013 22:33

Wow. Excuse me while I barf a little.

nissan31 2

Friday 18 January 2013 22:33

Shit happens opps

blackvyper 8

Friday 18 January 2013 23:53

What a sh*tty day.

wanderingshopper 13

Friday 18 January 2013 23:56

Ewwww

lionel88 5

Saturday 19 January 2013 0:07

that must be the biggest possible moodkill

StEpHiE1226 12

Saturday 19 January 2013 0:17

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Ew. Ewie ew ew.

DracoSpirita 21

Saturday 19 January 2013 0:21

Could you spell that out for me one more time? I'm not sure I understand.

Skarkie321 18

Saturday 19 January 2013 1:32

I gaged when I read this....scarred.

g4m30v3r 11

Saturday 19 January 2013 1:35

That made me lol and spew coke all over

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