Inappropriate, Harassment and Work: Motivated

Motivated

By Leah - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boss gave me a speech about my "motivation issues". I've been working for him for 2 months, the commissions I've made for him paid off his bills, so what are my motivation issues? I turned down his offer of a date. I have a boyfriend. He keeps asking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 234

You deserved it 2 698

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2011 05:21 - Canada

Today, my boss called me into his office. Expecting a long overdue promotion, I hurried in. Instead, he told me he thought I would be perfect to take his son on a pity date, because he's a suicide risk due to his depression. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 506

You deserved it 3 636

By unknown relationship - 28/06/2013 05:23 - United States - Shorewood

Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 414

You deserved it 3 145

By mybossisanass - 23/04/2013 08:17 - United States

Today, I discovered why my boss kept on scheduling me to work doubles almost every day. It wasn't because she knew I needed the extra money; she was hoping that my boyfriend would break up with me because I'm never home, and date her instead. It worked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 72 070

You deserved it 4 694

By Flavorite - 10/02/2009 19:35 - United States

Today, my boss asked me to pick up an extra shift. I said I couldn't because I have a date. He told me I didn't need to lie and to just say no next time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 571

You deserved it 2 841

Creepy creep alert. Run!

By LeaveMeAlone - 06/04/2017 04:00

Today, my manager "bumped" into me 3 or 4 separate times. I told him months ago I didn't want to date him. He even asked me once if I was ever afraid of being kidnapped. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 631

You deserved it 311

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2022 18:01

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. My boss called me into her office and congratulated me, and spent almost half an hour asking me what our wedding plans were, where we might honeymoon, if we wanted kids, etc. She then followed this by suddenly remembering she had called me into the office to sack me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 235

You deserved it 77

The nerve of this dude

By ihatemyjob - 03/09/2015 03:37 - United States - Ridgeland

Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 467

You deserved it 2 093

By wtf - 01/07/2017 16:00

Today, I got yelled at multiple times by my boss because my boyfriend didn't show up to work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 822

You deserved it 429

By AnonUser464 - 08/01/2013 16:40 - United States

Today, my boss called me over to his office; he wanted me to fire four hardworking employees. One of them was the girl I was going to ask out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 508

You deserved it 3 419

By outofajob - 08/07/2011 05:10 - United States

Today, after not receiving my paycheck for over a month, I confronted my boss about it. His response? "You still work here?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 750

You deserved it 3 882

someguyinCA 1

Friday 24 June 2011 12:02

Well thats clearly sexual harassment, no matter where you are in the US. Get a lawyer.

Livinia 11

Friday 24 June 2011 12:00

What's with all the horny bosses these days?!

Comments

butteater 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 19:46

just go out with him and lick his balls. he'll give you whatever you'd like after that.

HunterAlpha1 8

Saturday 25 June 2011 20:15

if he tries to fire or persecute you in anyway you can sue his ass off and get his job.

madseewhy 3

Sunday 26 June 2011 3:43

you should report him for sexual harassment

Bamvytar 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 8:22

Can you say " better business bureau"? Sue his ass if he fires you. You will win by a landslide.

cleolappost 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 21:50

time to file sexual harassment compliant with HR.

Xaviexis 6

Monday 27 June 2011 0:23

If he asks you discreetly in a public place, not so discreetly yell out something along the lines of "For the LAST TIME: I'M NOT GOING OUT WITH YOU! I HAVE A BOYFRIEND! CLEARLY YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP IS BECAUSE YOU KEEP ASKING ME OUT! DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO START SUING YOU FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT? DO YOU WANT ME TO SUE YOU FOR WRONGFUL TERMINATION? THAN STOP ASKING ME OUT AND STOP USING MY REJECTION AS A WAY OF CRITICIZING MY WORK!" Of course, you might want to make it sound less cheesy but you get the idea.

Shuffles 0

Monday 27 June 2011 23:23

And ur boyfriend is just letting this happen!?

justanotherhuman 21

Tuesday 5 July 2011 4:33

Dear OP, ...don't be a fool. This is a golden opportunity to solve your financial woes for the next half decade, *and* land a solid kick to sexual harassment's nuts. Tolerating this kind of shit hurts us all. Get with the program, grow up, and sue. FYL.