Today, I was with a group of friends at a bar, and we were all talking about whether we were moaners, screamers, or quiet during sex. My boyfriend said that he was a moaner, which I contradicted. Completely straightfaced, he said, "Well, I am when it's good." FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me that I needed to moan louder so that he knew I was enjoying it. Reluctantly, I put a little 'umph' into my moans during the next round. He pulled out and said, "It's just awkward now." FML
Today, I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing for a while. It got really intense, so did my moans. Guys usually like when I moan, but he just put his hands over my mouth and told me to "shut up" because it sounded like "pig noises". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I moan too much when we have sex. I actually just fake my moans in an effort to cover the sound of my cracking hips. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I like it when he moans while we're having sex. Unfortunately, he interpreted that as "milk it". The sound is so obnoxious, it's starting to ruin the sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, after finally getting up the confidence, I started talking really dirty to my boyfriend on the phone. I was getting really onto it, and he seemed to enjoy it too. Then I stopped for a second to gauge his reaction. He was snoring. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out for dinner. We were talking over the noise of the restaurant, when suddenly it got quiet as he shouted, “I can’t wait to fuck you!” FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
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Maltastic 0
My guess is he said that because you contradicted him. You deserve it. He probably didn't mean it though.
Tehalon 0
@ #8 and everyone else who makes comments like that; What the hell is up with everyone telling ppl to dump their bf/gf/husband/wife for the smallest things?? Did you know that it is possible to communicate with one another and discuss problems within a relation, maybe have alittle fight, make up again.. Bet you're all single 99% of the time!
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Comments (77)
anyapersad 0
I wud kick him in his balls if he said that me then again I know I can please real good :P
rosaa_fml 0
why do y'all speak to OP like he is a chick?
Candyholic 7
Because they assume that since Op has a boyfriend that means they are a female.
SeaNDouble 1
Pwned! lol
Madiluvsyuh98 2
Slayed
SierraBunni 8
I noticed a guy wrote this, so your gay? Just wondering lol...
sugarbear0727 19
Lol. My boyfriend is very open with what he does and doesn't like, so usually I know when I need to change it up. I tend to be very loud if we're the only ones home, otherwise I just bite pillows and scratch.
xkimberlyrenee 6
guys, its a gay guy who posted this. so everyone talking about "her" sucking and having a loose ****** are way off
Cas547 8
Wait. So you're gay?
loucode 17
sounds like someone was single real quick