Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML
Today, I was rehearsing for a school play. My drama teacher keeps criticising the part where I fake-trip, saying I make it look terribly fake. During today's rehearsal, I actually tripped for real, and smashed my kneecaps against the floor with a scream. He still said my "acting" sucked. FML
Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
Today, I was part of a community theater play as a prop helper. I was supposed to slide a fake letter under a door, but I got overenthusiastic and kicked it into the audience. The actor improvised, but the crowd laughed harder at my blunder than the actual play. FML
Today, I was performing in a community theater production. Right before my big scene, I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in, but it came out with such force that I lost my balance, fell off the stage, and landed in the lap of the mayor, who was in the front row. My character’s dramatic entrance was unforgettable for all the wrong reasons. FML
Today, I had my first day in an acting class. Our assignment was to perform a dramatic monologue. I got super into it, threw myself into character, and dramatically fell to my knees to deliver a line. Unfortunately, my knees slipped, and I faceplanted into the floor in front of the entire class. FML
Today, a pregnant woman asked me to give her a demonstration on how to push when having a baby. I agreed and pushed, but I may have pushed a little too hard because I shat myself. The pregnant woman laughed and said she was hoping that would happen. FML
Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML
Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML
Today, my theatre teacher made me go on stage even though I had a violent stomach flu. My understudies were unreachable, and she threatened to fail me if I did not perform. Halfway through the first act, I vomited on the first row. She failed me for letting the cast down. FML
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Top comments
Sweny 0
Fyl,shit happens :P
YDIxLol 0
Ouch, that sucks... But it's a little funny. :)
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glostik 0
Oh my... o.e
iluvpandas 0
good job!
Captain_Jello 0
LMFAO! This made my day!!
lyfesukz 0
i wonder what'll happen if you ever actually do give birth... the doctor will be in for a nice surprise ;)
claritin 0
Not really. Having a bowel movement during childbirth is pretty common.
ladiesman14 0
they should have put those little playdough things there. you know the star, strings, etc. i heard sime dictors do that.
plexico 4
You get an A for accuracy -- lots of kids turn out to be little *****. But your acting stinks.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Oh, Plexi-poo, you're classic. You're right, though, I think I can smell her through my internet connection.
not_my_life 0
I read this FML and IMMD.
epanssereves 0
YDI for being too dramatic
Turnip_Girl 0
That's the last time they give you a starring role in the Nativity!
alwaysalady 0
Unless they give you an enema before you get on the table, you will shit yourself in real life labor. People don't generally talk about it, but everyone who has given birth knows about it.