Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML
Today, I was rehearsing for a school play. My drama teacher keeps criticising the part where I fake-trip, saying I make it look terribly fake. During today's rehearsal, I actually tripped for real, and smashed my kneecaps against the floor with a scream. He still said my "acting" sucked. FML
Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
Today, I was part of a community theater play as a prop helper. I was supposed to slide a fake letter under a door, but I got overenthusiastic and kicked it into the audience. The actor improvised, but the crowd laughed harder at my blunder than the actual play. FML
Today, I was performing in a community theater production. Right before my big scene, I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in, but it came out with such force that I lost my balance, fell off the stage, and landed in the lap of the mayor, who was in the front row. My character’s dramatic entrance was unforgettable for all the wrong reasons. FML
Today, I had my first day in an acting class. Our assignment was to perform a dramatic monologue. I got super into it, threw myself into character, and dramatically fell to my knees to deliver a line. Unfortunately, my knees slipped, and I faceplanted into the floor in front of the entire class. FML
Today, a pregnant woman asked me to give her a demonstration on how to push when having a baby. I agreed and pushed, but I may have pushed a little too hard because I shat myself. The pregnant woman laughed and said she was hoping that would happen. FML
Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML
Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML
Today, my theatre teacher made me go on stage even though I had a violent stomach flu. My understudies were unreachable, and she threatened to fail me if I did not perform. Halfway through the first act, I vomited on the first row. She failed me for letting the cast down. FML
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Top comments
Sweny 0
Fyl,shit happens :P
YDIxLol 0
Ouch, that sucks... But it's a little funny. :)
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Comments (194)
rosierosierosie 0
hahahahahahahaa unfortunate at least it made it more realistic
Zazu7711 0
rofl
Witchcraft_fml 5
When you felt crap start to slide out, you should have clenched your ass. :] So did it fall out onto the stage, or did you just finish the play/wait until intermission/wait until costume change to shake it into the toilet? Or... >.> Did you sit on it?
AntiChrist7 0
actors are always full of crap
Witchcraft_fml 5
I hate myself for not thinking of that one. You win.
Gefangene 0
wow, I feel like my name should be devillover, or darkchyld, or something really weird to reply to these two comments, lol. sorry, Im a smart ass but i seriously lol'd at this one epicness:)
Christina21 2
Lol,damn, u still kinda did, cuz i heard that could actually happen when a person gives birth
xoxcinderellaxox 0
ydi... you had to have at least known the possibility of that happening. i would have rather been remembered as the worst actor than been remembered as the actor who crapped herself onstage.
darkmis1 18
25-the OP is a girl, not a boy OP-that sucks, but at least it wuz realistic-people do crap when giving birth sometimes.
theatregrl2 0
that would be why #25 referred to the OP as "herself". Actor is a unisex word.
shadexilmaendu 4
Uhh... Actress?? Your name is theater girl and you dont know that? Actor and bravo for men, actress and brava for women. O.o
june1903 7
Did the audience shit bricks?
tumandro 0
Well technically you did give birth to something...
sephirothyeti 0
Hahaha, that's disgusting. Hopefully that was the last scene you had to do so you could just leave.
cerebellum_fml 0
Dont get all mushy, you had a play to finish.
mcdonna 3
another question was the poo mushy? :P sorry i just had to say that