Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML
Today, I was rehearsing for a school play. My drama teacher keeps criticising the part where I fake-trip, saying I make it look terribly fake. During today's rehearsal, I actually tripped for real, and smashed my kneecaps against the floor with a scream. He still said my "acting" sucked. FML
Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
Today, I was part of a community theater play as a prop helper. I was supposed to slide a fake letter under a door, but I got overenthusiastic and kicked it into the audience. The actor improvised, but the crowd laughed harder at my blunder than the actual play. FML
Today, I was performing in a community theater production. Right before my big scene, I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in, but it came out with such force that I lost my balance, fell off the stage, and landed in the lap of the mayor, who was in the front row. My character’s dramatic entrance was unforgettable for all the wrong reasons. FML
Today, I had my first day in an acting class. Our assignment was to perform a dramatic monologue. I got super into it, threw myself into character, and dramatically fell to my knees to deliver a line. Unfortunately, my knees slipped, and I faceplanted into the floor in front of the entire class. FML
Today, a pregnant woman asked me to give her a demonstration on how to push when having a baby. I agreed and pushed, but I may have pushed a little too hard because I shat myself. The pregnant woman laughed and said she was hoping that would happen. FML
Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML
Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML
Today, my theatre teacher made me go on stage even though I had a violent stomach flu. My understudies were unreachable, and she threatened to fail me if I did not perform. Halfway through the first act, I vomited on the first row. She failed me for letting the cast down. FML
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Top comments
Sweny 0
Fyl,shit happens :P
YDIxLol 0
Ouch, that sucks... But it's a little funny. :)
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Ninjaface 0
I told you you should have gotten that abortion. Now all the other parents are going to think you're a horrible mother for not wanting to kiss your kid. Not to mention how redundant changing his diaper will be.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Hmm... I'm trying to imagine how an abortion would play out in this situation. Not very clean, I'd think. I'm picturing a poo-covered clothes hanger, unfortunately. D: Not that I'm under the impression that any abortion is clean.
AKBIGCAL 0
Hey doc! Look! She's prairie doggin! Haha
22jrdn55 15
hahahaha its too realistic well, i feel srry for your pretend doctor and nurse.
AshleyBThaMilf 0
I'm so confused...everyone seems to be jumping to defend this person because women in LABOR shit themselves sometimes...she wasn't in labor! This was a play... ******** yourself while pretending to give birth is NOT justified. Seriously...wtf?
mcdonna 3
learn to spell labour dumbass
ekralc_ssly 0
labour - canadian labor - american it all depends on where the person is from.
Ladypartslegit 0
fyl seriously. but I had a good laugh at this thanks!
ekralc_ssly 0
I call fake. That, or you take your acting way too seriously - no one in their right mind would actually lose control of their bowels on stage from purposely "pushing". I realize that having an actual baby could result in bowel movement, but she was clearly (as she stated) acting. That is just embarrassing. Funny, but embarrassing. And fake.
noshitsherlock 0
WOW DUMBASS. YOU TOTALLY deserve it!!!! HAHAHHAHAH. You could've just contorted your face and grunted loudly and screamed... WHY would you actually "PUSH!!!!!!!"!?!?! haahahhaha idiot
sadiesykes 0
WHAT.
mannix_fml 0
I really hope this isn't fake, because this is the greatest FML I have ever read.
brainstewdgeek 0
Best FML ever.