Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Jeromesville, United States
Merry Xmas
Today, a friend had invited me to Christmas dinner since I have no family close by. When I got there, she told me that her and her husband had forgotten they had another dinner to go to, and asked if I would watch their kids for them. They each grabbed a handful of cookies I had baked and rushed out the door. FML
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Broadway_Vayne 32
It seems to me as if they baited you into coming just to have you babysit their kids OP. If similar things have happened before you might want to reconsider them as friends.
DrMario_ 16
Jerks. Ditch them and acquire some cat friends. At least they won't leave you.
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Exodiafinder687 58
I don't think this is what they meant by 'friends with benefits.'
Squishant 10
Those are assholes not 'friends'
NebulaNick 12
Give the kids the funnest time ever so then they think their parents are boring.
russfml 31
Well I hope Karma hits them hard for that total lack of respect, even though I'm no true believer of karma. I hope the kids at least kept you good company, probably better off than with asshole friends like that.
ASadisticPanda 4
You should bring more cookies next time they try to bait you, but put cyanide in them. Lots and lots of cyanide. As they lay dying, laugh and say "I guess you won't be tricking me anymore BITCH".
meli1195 31
are you okay?
hayleyblack2u71 21
I don't think they are #48.....
xninix_fml 36
That is so ****** up.
FemskyD 26
:( hope you told them you didnt appreciate it!!
Enslaved 38
And they took your cookies!? What the hell!
SammiixSue 13
That is so rude! I'm so sorry, OP.
iuec2wnty5 6
I would leave and call them and let them know their kids are home alone
Pixiewolfe 46
So what did you eat if they rushed out leaving you?
johnthejolly 10
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Haha those clever parents