Today, I found a diamond on the floor, which I could only assume was from one of my brother's cheap earrings. I was positive that it was fake. To prove it to myself, I ran it across my window, as they say only real diamonds cut glass. It's real. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found an unfamiliar ring in my purse. Thinking it was fake, I gave it to a little girl. Thanks to my mother, I later found out that the ring was my grandmother's and it was made of gold and had a real ruby. My mother added that my grandmother trusted me to keep it in our family. FML
Today, in the process of leaning over the sink to close the drain so my diamond earrings wouldn't fall in as I put them on, I dropped my diamond earring down the drain. FML
Today, I learned that you don't put your diamond earrings on over your bathroom sink. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML
Today, I found my wife crying. She said she’d lost her diamond ring. I backtracked her activities and suggested where to look. She found it in the fridge. She now thinks I hid it there. FML
Today, I went to Tiffany's to exchange a bracelet my boyfriend had given me for our year anniversary. It was the first gift that he actually spent money on me for. The sales lady then told me that the bracelet was not a real Tiffany's item. FML
Today, I was on Craigslist looking for a new guitar. I found the diamond earrings and necklace set I gave to my girlfriend last year. She wants 50 bucks for them. FML
Today, I found out that my beautiful engagement ring is a remake of the late Princess Diana's engagement ring. I also found out my fiancé bought it from an infomercial, for $19.95. FML
Today, we got a diamond delivered to our house. I was super confused until my husband admitted he’d taken the ashes of his grandparents and parents, my mom and my grandparents', and my auntie's, mixed them all together and sent them to one of those diamond making companies. I’m divorcing him. FML
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
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borabora1991 0
Well, now you can sell it to pay for a new window. problem solved!
imperfectclarity 0
I still don't get why you would have done that...
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Comments (124)
annelions 0
BTW, CZ (cubic zirconia), which is what most fake diamonds are made of, is 8 on the Mohs scale. Congrats, you probably have a CZ and a scratched window!
thatsoviciouS 0
Um... This is so not an FML!!!
xd0rkiee 0
If you were so positive it was fake, why did you have to prove it to yourself? --; YDI.
Her_Majesty 0
Wait a minute, why would your brother have fake diamond earrings? Is he 'gangsta'?
AmberAusgeflippt 13
My husband wears earrings and he's not "gangsta" in the least. Thank you very much. #ignorance
sparkIy 0
your brother has diamond earrings?
darkmis1 18
YDI! Next time why don't you just breathe on it? If it fogs up, it's real. If it doesn't, it's fake.
Emilyinroom483 7
OH MY GOD MY WINDOWS ARE MADE OF DIAMONDS.
Teecuppit3a 0
Actually, it's the opposite. If it fogs up, it's fake. If it doesn't then it's real. Real diamonds dissipate heat quickly.
PSyesinthatway 0
yeah believe it or not somethings are unisex
maddiec_fml 0
how is that possibly a bad thing??
MissOriginal 0
HOW is that bad???
nhougham 0
Lucky bastard!!! Flog it mate!