Miscellaneous: Make it til you fake it

Make it til you fake it

By namehere34 - 29/12/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I found a diamond on the floor, which I could only assume was from one of my brother's cheap earrings. I was positive that it was fake. To prove it to myself, I ran it across my window, as they say only real diamonds cut glass. It's real. FML

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By AddictiveAddicted - 29/06/2015 02:02 - United States - Denver

Today, I found an unfamiliar ring in my purse. Thinking it was fake, I gave it to a little girl. Thanks to my mother, I later found out that the ring was my grandmother's and it was made of gold and had a real ruby. My mother added that my grandmother trusted me to keep it in our family. FML

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The road to hell, good intentions, all that jazz

By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 05:01

Today, in the process of leaning over the sink to close the drain so my diamond earrings wouldn't fall in as I put them on, I dropped my diamond earring down the drain. FML

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By what434 - 08/03/2010 13:19 - United States

Today, I learned that you don't put your diamond earrings on over your bathroom sink. FML

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Terrible exchange rate

By I_Lossed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML

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My precious

By Qoqo - 14/08/2021 22:01

Today, I found my wife crying. She said she’d lost her diamond ring. I backtracked her activities and suggested where to look. She found it in the fridge. She now thinks I hid it there. FML

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Broke boy

By Noname - 02/03/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I went to Tiffany's to exchange a bracelet my boyfriend had given me for our year anniversary. It was the first gift that he actually spent money on me for. The sales lady then told me that the bracelet was not a real Tiffany's item. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2010 00:12 - United States

Today, I was on Craigslist looking for a new guitar. I found the diamond earrings and necklace set I gave to my girlfriend last year. She wants 50 bucks for them. FML

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By puggles - 03/01/2011 06:52 - United States

Today, I found out that my beautiful engagement ring is a remake of the late Princess Diana's engagement ring. I also found out my fiancé bought it from an infomercial, for $19.95. FML

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Sometimes, the thought doesn't count

By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 14:00

Today, we got a diamond delivered to our house. I was super confused until my husband admitted he’d taken the ashes of his grandparents and parents, my mom and my grandparents', and my auntie's, mixed them all together and sent them to one of those diamond making companies. I’m divorcing him. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2015 10:16

Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML

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borabora1991 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 23:08

Well, now you can sell it to pay for a new window. problem solved!

imperfectclarity 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 23:08

I still don't get why you would have done that...

Comments

nhougham 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 0:40

A moissanite is an artificial diamond, It's Mickey Mouse, mate. Spurious. Not genuine. And it's worth... ****-all.

michelleeebby 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 0:41

I don't understand how that's a bad thing. that diamond could pay for the window, problem solved.

Loveya448 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 0:41

Not a FML.

sympathetic_over 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 0:46

you should have ran it over someone elses glass you dolt.

turdburgers 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 0:48

So what?

jayemdoubleyou 1

Wednesday 30 December 2009 0:55

Scratching a piece of glass is an FML?

Pankreas 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 1:01

OH WOW! So you got some scratches on your glass. GOI!

lexuality 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 1:01

So let me get this straight.... you're COMPLAINING that you've found a diamond ring? Oh, the bad luck you have to deal with, my sympathies go out to you, OP, you surely must be cursed.