Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
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Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
Today, my father gave me the best birthday gift, a piece of real estate. I got a grave, which is leased. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, my grandma bought me a cemetery plot for my birthday. If that's not weird enough, it's about a two-minute walk from where the rest of my family will be buried. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
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mxpklx 12
you have a disease and their not telling you.
rawrkittehpwnage 0
I wonder why...
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Comments (381)
zzzBOLTzzz 1
OP, are you actually bitching about not getting a car as present? Just because some rich, spoilt brats get it?
kristylew03 1
Ummm I'm pretty sure the "bitching" is about getting a GRAVEYARD PLOT as a 17th birthday present... The car was just an example of what some people get.
Pigpen181 3
Perhaps it's a testimony as to how you are living your life.
THRASHtillDEATH 6
maybe it was a joke?.... if not.. that's really effed up
ryno2004 1
buy your own car and stop whining
JesterMarcus 0
You entitled little turd. Some people do get cars, but they usually end up failing at life later for never having to earn anything. Others in this world don't make it to age 17, be grateful.
premiermois 5
Leave it to somebody to take everything to the extreme.
ReynshineCutting 10
I beg to differ. I'm sure some kids who get everything handed to them don't succeed but I know a helluva lot that have (myself included). I had everything handed to me and now I'm in college and know what it's like to barely be able to pay bills. Do I cry and say "Daddy I can't afford the electric bill?" No. I cut back on other expenses to pay it. I live like any other normal blue collar people and have adjusted just fine to it.
Zdog101 0
dats rough
rackattack 0
I turned 17 yesterday, and all I got was an eye infection.
Awesomastic 0
...one year closer to death.
IrishSoulja 4
YDI for expecting to get a car for your 17th you greedy spoiled brat
rawren 0
If it makes you feel any better from my 15th birthday up until my 20th, I didn't get anything.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Neither did I, except for a roof over my head and a generous selection of food, which is more than a lot of people have. Kids these days are friggin spoiled rotten.