Today, I found myself crying in the bathroom because I started to feel lonely and depressed. My mother came into the bathroom, hearing me cry and gave me an hour long speech about what a beautiful human being I am… And to not forget to lose weight. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML
Today, I told my mom I was feeling depressed and needed motivation. She hugged me and said, “Honey, you just need to get out there and find someone who loves you for who you are.” Then she added, “...but maybe lose the mustache first.” I’m her daughter. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
Today, I told my mom I lost 30 pounds because of an eating disorder. She told me to keep up the good work. FML
Today, I had to sit and listen in mortification as my mother tearfully told our therapist how much sleep she loses over my being morbidly obese. She doesn't seem to care that I'm body positive and happy with the way I am. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML
Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in my room grunting and talking about how hard we were. She said she loved me and accepted me no matter what. Thanks mom, but we were working out. FML
Today, my mother told me to 'quit having a pity party'. I was just diagnosed with depression. I've lost my boyfriend, my job, my academic standing, and I just got rejected from every graduate school I applied for. And my mother thinks I'm a cry baby. Great. FML
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Top comments
uhhh_awkward 0
I am so sorry. OP! I am sure you are a beautiful beautiful person inside and out! Maybe your mom was just having a bad day. Lover her and yourself no matter what! Take care! :)
riskakitty 0
good job on boosting your mood huh?
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Comments (80)
tylenol123 0
i personally hate it when anyone over 9 years old calls their dad " daddy" your not a baby and by that one word i know your prob a bitch/ spoiked brat
tylenol123 0
i agree with 103, my girlfriend is on the brink of losin herself andd ppl like you dont help... its very sad to see a loved one in that kind ofnpain... see you in hell you bitch
aymer31 0
Awwwww hows ur ******?
cherrygurl101 0
What about a ten yr old
denny3206 0
Loose a few, make yourself feel better.
tellithowitis 13
Seriously 109?!?? Who are you to tell other people what to call their parents
jacob_l_11 2
It's ok! If you are comfortable with yourself, that's all that matters. If ur not, u have the power to change. Don't worry! Everything is ok
tuckit 28
That's not very nice of her.
sionis 3
Put down the baconator and go for a jog
DLBL 23
That sucks so bad. "Not forget". **** her.