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This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Aubrey, United States
Love that for you
Today, I woke up after sleeping with my boyfriend for the first time. I rolled over and smiled at him, and the first thing he said was, "You farted. A lot." FML
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Pilkipedia 8
This relationship smells like a success.
nycwrestler 17
He's lying! Girls don't fart!
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davek 36
He's lying, of course girls don't fart!
not_bothered 10
lool.. really?
HannahLouise96 13
Yep. We don't poop either.
Jordath_Fil 11
Question: what's a lool? It's not in my dictionary...
not_bothered 10
Just when something is really funny and a 'LOL' is not enough.. ;)
Myo_fml 20
I'm surprised that's what he has to complain about after you had already pissed the bed.
kingsian 15
I remember the time my girlfriend and I were like that. Now I fart and she will fart and say "right back at cha". Lol
Steve95401 49
The couple that farts together stays together.
False_Stupidity 41
Talented couples can use farts as a form of communication.
astro20 5
Sounds like a keeper.
Ray_of_midnight 22
Dude needs to grow up and realize that women fart.
SystemofaBlink41 27
It doesn't sound like he was complaining... He was probably just mentioning it...
charvisioku 22
As long as he's not bothered, it's all good xD If he is, he needs to grow up.
lifes_surprises 11
Don't feel to bad. Just means you are comfortable with him now. With in the first week i unknowingly did that to my bf so bad that he left the room for a while. Lol.
spyrlgrrl 5
Dutch oven?
Yeliab333 20
Well it's a natural thing, don't be embarrassed
DjMonroe95 11
That's ratchet