Love that for you

By gassy - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Aubrey

Today, I woke up after sleeping with my boyfriend for the first time. I rolled over and smiled at him, and the first thing he said was, "You farted. A lot." FML
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Top comments

Pilkipedia 8

This relationship smells like a success.

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nycwrestler 17

He's lying! Girls don't fart!

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Comments

davek 36

He's lying, of course girls don't fart!

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not_bothered 10

lool.. really?

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Jordath_Fil 11

Question: what's a lool? It's not in my dictionary...

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not_bothered 10

Just when something is really funny and a 'LOL' is not enough.. ;)

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Myo_fml 20

I'm surprised that's what he has to complain about after you had already pissed the bed.

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kingsian 15

I remember the time my girlfriend and I were like that. Now I fart and she will fart and say "right back at cha". Lol

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Steve95401 49

The couple that farts together stays together.

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False_Stupidity 41

Talented couples can use farts as a form of communication.

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astro20 5

Sounds like a keeper.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Dude needs to grow up and realize that women fart.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

It doesn't sound like he was complaining... He was probably just mentioning it...

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charvisioku 22

As long as he's not bothered, it's all good xD If he is, he needs to grow up.

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lifes_surprises 11

Don't feel to bad. Just means you are comfortable with him now. With in the first week i unknowingly did that to my bf so bad that he left the room for a while. Lol.

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Yeliab333 20

Well it's a natural thing, don't be embarrassed

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