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This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Aubrey, United States
Love that for you
Today, I woke up after sleeping with my boyfriend for the first time. I rolled over and smiled at him, and the first thing he said was, "You farted. A lot." FML
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Pilkipedia 8
This relationship smells like a success.
nycwrestler 17
He's lying! Girls don't fart!
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EffUrEll 8
That wasn't farting, probably just air escaping from your ****** after sex. Happens to most first-timers.
FlyingPie 17
That stinks.
motor_fml 20
It would make it funnier to know if he was spooning you. He couldn't of minded it too much because he didn't wake you up. I think he enjoyed it.
Lintu_26 23
Oh yeah, I may have a problem of this sort once in a while...just blame it on the farting spider D:
StanSmith2013 26
At least if he can't sleep one night, you can knock him out cold. Just be glad he didn't pull a zippo out!
MNBOY16 15
Nothing worse than a woman fart!
padajuan 11
Just tell him his love gives you gas. Then he can't make fun of you, cause it's his fault.
cajunmuddog 2
Girls don't fart. They whisper in their panties.
edgarhaasenbary 8
I love a girl who can put out a good toot. Let errrr riippp
Luckybananaz 4
Wowwww..was ur back turn against him?