gassy
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Aubrey, United States
Love that for you
Today, I woke up after sleeping with my boyfriend for the first time. I rolled over and smiled at him, and the first thing he said was, "You farted. A lot." FML
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Pilkipedia 8
This relationship smells like a success.
nycwrestler 17
He's lying! Girls don't fart!
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Comments (118)
Tegz0rz 12
My boyfriend and I sometimes turn it into a competition, and then we laugh and congratulate each other because we're sick.
outoftown 26
Naw, he's trying to make you think that wasn't him.
Namenlos_fml 20
This one all comes down to his tone. Guys find farts funny. If it was a playful comment, then OP is overreacting. Besides, it could have been worse. There are far worse things that people do in their sleep than farting.
Xotoolyxo 16
Gas-x
PurpleKicks 22
why were you farting whilst sleeping with him, unless you mean zzzzz sleep? in that case, you cant help it! and shouldnt feel bad about it!
Broski31 0
If it was said in a funny tone then it shouldnt matter, laugh about it and dont be embarrassed, if its a good relationship he won't hold it against you!
sugarbear0727 19
Too funny. I accidentally farted during 69, and I dont think my bf forgives me yet. He moves so that he actually farts on me. Its funny and we laugh.
nicholasj96 9
Lmao ! That's hilarious
doglover100 28
He didn't seem affected by it.