Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
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Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
Today, I spent an hour meticulously crafting the perfect text to ask my crush out. Just as I hit send, I realized I'd accidentally sent a screenshot of the conversation to my crush instead. Now they know my level of commitment: zero. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
Today, I spent hours delicately writing out what seemed to be a beautiful poem to my girlfriend. After I sent it to her, I kept eyeing my phone to see her surprised message. No, the only response I got was, "You may want to use a spellcheck." FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
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kewlaidman10 15
At least it wasnt "k"
DontModMeDammit 10
It's a text, never say anything meaningful in a text.
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FreckleFace9 1
Maybe you sent it to the wrong person. Just keep your hopes high. And anyway, I really don't think a text would be the best thing for a 1 year anniversary.
perdix 31
A little better than, "Who the **** are you?"
Madrias 36
Texting is for those with no social capabilities. If you're trying to be romantic, either call him or give him a good surprise on the anniversary. This is coming from a guy who's had a 5 year relationship (still going very strong) and knows that a text does not make a good anniversary present.
JukeboxValkyrie 19
Write a letter? Mail a card? Show up at his house to surprise him? Plan a dinner and movie date? Hire a band to serenade him? There's a MILLION other ways to express affection. A text message is not one of them. Honestly, I would be Jons of offended if two hours of my anniversary was spent writing a text, instead of spending time with them. If you physically can't see them, plug in a webcam? I mean, we do have the technology.
hateevryone 15
are you sure you sent it to him.
slushybox 9
I can understand MAYBE you taking 2 hours to perfect a letter. But a text? Oh c'mon. At least you wouldn't of gotten a huh. What has romance come to these days
Fmlsea 28
That's guys for u , next time u know better then to send a text guys are visual if they can't see it they don't get it .lol
chelseaaa92 7
Should of just gotten him a nice card...
annejayy 7
Why would you spend two hours on a text..??? And why wouldn't you want to call him and tell him, at least, if not tell him in person.
mama2b3 20
ydi for sending that over text.
Italian721 0
Hey