Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
Today, I spent an hour meticulously crafting the perfect text to ask my crush out. Just as I hit send, I realized I'd accidentally sent a screenshot of the conversation to my crush instead. Now they know my level of commitment: zero. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
Today, I spent hours delicately writing out what seemed to be a beautiful poem to my girlfriend. After I sent it to her, I kept eyeing my phone to see her surprised message. No, the only response I got was, "You may want to use a spellcheck." FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
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kewlaidman10 15
At least it wasnt "k"
DontModMeDammit 10
It's a text, never say anything meaningful in a text.
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Comments (203)
BritLass 15
No offence but thats sad, why didn't you just say happy anniversary?
t_o_d_a_y 0
thats two hours worth of orgasms you missed out on!
Leftieswillrule 3
Two hours... Romantic text message...
EvanRL 0
the phrase "romantic text message" is an oximoron
amishfury 9
i would have replied tl:dr
flamesandashes 0
Well at least he replied. My gf didn't even said a thing on our 1 year.
TheNewGuy03 29
115 -- I agree with your comment, but I have to dock a point off of your scorecard for saying "irregardless." |the kid|
bitter_sweet3630 0
Atleast it wasnt something worse.. But i could see my bf doing something like that:/
maiamafia 6
I would have responded with a "bye". You spent two hours on a text message? I bet you have two brain cells left.
Cablo_Gubla 2
You really need to lower your expectations of people.