Today, I woke up late for a job interview. I hadn't shaved in six days, but figuring I could do so en route, I grabbed my electric razor and ran for the bus. While shaving, the razor's battery died midway through, leaving me to attend the job interview with a Miami Vice scruff on half my face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I managed to shave a single stripe out of the right side of my beard before the trimmer sparked and caught fire. I have a job interview in twenty minutes. FML
Today, I shaved my beard that I wanted to grow for winter, into a goatee for a Skype interview. On the day, the interviewer only used audio. FML
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I rushed to a job interview, but my cat rubbed against me, covering my suit in fur. I grabbed a lint roller, tripped over the cat, and knocked out a front tooth. I showed up sweaty, disheveled, and missing a tooth. I didn’t get the job. FML
Today, I woke up to find that I had given myself a haircut in my sleep. I have a presentation today and a job interview tomorrow. FML
Today, I woke up late, didn't shave, didn't have time to iron my clothes, didn't eat breakfast, and ran into the office with beads of sweat running down my face. The meeting had been cancelled. FML
Today, I woke up early for a job interview. I got lost and arrived an hour late, only to find out it was the wrong day. FML
Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML
Today, I was running late for a job interview so I took what I thought was a shortcut through an dank alleyway. I ended up getting chased by a pack of stray cats and arrived at the interview covered in scratches and cat hair. FML
Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML
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kh8975 4
wtf who shaves on a bus YDI
sydmadhurf 6
did u think that was gonna end well??
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wrigglezeus 0
I hate it when the battery runs out. I have had to sit around the house half shaven waiting till my shaver charges because there isn't one in my bathroom. hate it.
Awesome_Guy2468 0
how long does it run for?
FreebirdIII 1
Tell them that you are Two Face, and are Bi-Polar. The job is yours.
CitrusGirl 0
YDI for shaving on the bus. That's pretty inconsiderate to the other passangers.
nucky_fml 5
how?
CateXOX 0
62- What would you think of someone sitting next to you on the bus, shaving their face hairs off? Pretty nasty.
kseizzle 0
Nobody wants some guys whisker crumbs landing on them.
kewlstoribro 6
I love when other "passangers'" whisker crumbs fall over me, especially my face. :D
nucky_fml 5
it's electric, most of the hair doesn't fall; and if it does, it's not very far. and if they weren't meant to be used on the go why would they be cordless?
flighted 1
PASSANGERS. lol, the grammar nazi has been shot down, time to make a snapshot of this.
CitrusGirl 0
flighted, are you going to hold a grudge against me because I didn't understand one of your comments? Are you going to comment negatively on everything I say because of that? That appears to be what you're doing. If I'm wrong, correct me. If I'm right, you're being very immature. Also, it was a spelling error, not a grammar error.
sydmadhurf 6
I've decided that I like flighted, bc the comment was funny:) and citrusgirl doesn't really like me haha
besosforme 26
I thumbs-upped kseizzle's comment solely because of the phrase "whisker crumbs". =] I love new vocabulary.
DocBastard 40
Just to make sure I have this clear, on the day of an important job interview you: 1) overslept 2) didn't shave the night before 3) didn't make sure your razor was charged 4) looked like a dumbass because of 1, 2, and 3. Does that about sum it up?
Death_From_Above 0
that about sums it all up. yeah! good job
zebraface 15
well said.
Lisa89 3
I was about to say this too. YDI OP. Get ready the night before and get up EARLY. All of that was in your control, and completely easy to do. Sounds like you don't deserve the job tbh...
ReynshineCutting 10
Maybe he couldn't shave the night before? My fiancé can only shave like once a week because otherwise he has a bad skin reaction and breaks out. He waits until last minute to shave so that he can go to whatever it is without his skin all broken out.
Shinygirlnz 1
Imagine seeing someone shaving on the bus. Weirdo. Meanwhile, you obviously didn't take the job interview seriously if you couldn't prepare yourself enough to get your s**t together for the interview on time. It's called time-management.
mintcar 10
Could've planned things a LOT better OP.
DocBastard 40
Obstetric Preparation, ie shaving the pussy. But this FML is about shaving the face, so I think this commenter is confused.
thewife5 19
Optimus prime.. or oral pleasure.. I forget
illmatic2 16
Ostrich ****
nucky_fml 5
owl pooping
HeavyMetalViking 0
Old pen0r
YoLauryn 0
lmao
Niki0308 0
Maybe you should've shaved the night before so you were PREPARED! YFDI
sematariux 7
your obviously not prepared for any kind of committed job if you couldn't shave the night before YDI
TraceCase_ 19
Shame on you for being so ill prepared, OP. YDI this time, lesson learned I hope.