Today, while at work, I saw a kid empty his bladder all over the floor. His mother walked over, looked at me, said, "Yep… that just happened," and dragged him away. I'm a 30-year-old man, four credits shy of a Master's, stuck cleaning up piss at a dead-end job. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, some kid decided to pee in the kids' play area at work. Because I was the shortest employee working at the time, I got to climb through the area to mop it up, while all the kids pointed and laughed at me. FML
Today, I, a grown man in his 30’s, fell asleep and pissed myself like a 2 year-old at bedtime. I was at work on my dinner break and had taken a nap on the break room sofa, which is now soaked in my pee, and I have no change of clothes. Twenty coworkers and 5 senior management all know it was me. FML
Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML
Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy said "Mommy" and the mom looked down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walked out. The boy had pissed on the floor. FML
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
Today, I watched an old man pee himself while he was talking to me at work. I didn't do anything or say something, solely because he didn't get any on the floor. FML
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justspin 7
That's awful. I wish parents would make their kids behave. She could had offered to clean up the little ***** mess. I'm sorry you had to deal what that. People just don't care anymore. It's sad. They expect people to clean up after them.
bitch_pleez 10
Wow that's great parenting on her part... The worst part is the kid will grow up thinking that type of thing is acceptable, and that could possibly transfer to their kids. Sorry OP and good luck on getting your masters and a better job!
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Comments (122)
McNerdyNerd 8
And then people wonder why there are a bunch of nasty, bratty kids running around. Don't piss your pants, don't expect someone else to take care of your responsibilities. Raising kids 101
Brilliant66star 17
Master's degree in Moppology, lol. Thesis topic: Taking $h!t & Mopping Up P!$$. FYL.
metalguitar29 1
Heh, just remember it could always suck more! Hope it all works out with your masters though!
bubo_fml 11
Just wait til you get that doctorate...You'll graduate to cleaning up poos...
gracevet88 0
Lol add it to the Walmart bingo
JesseJimenez 4
I hope things get better for you and congratulations on getting your Masters degree soon
butterflyz1961 2
You better get those four credits.
Coxyx 1
You people realise that we are literally undermanned in Norway, same goes for our neighbor Sweden. **** that place cleaning piss waiting for some deadbet raise... Maybe emigration is the answer for you especially a man that has a masters degree :) just saying
ellytoad 13
Wow. If I were her, I'd have been apologizing profusely.
cupkate18 6
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