Today, I found out my 7-year-old daughter really did lie about my husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge for being grounded, and that he never cheated on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me for not believing him when he denied it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML
Today, after three weeks of fighting with my husband, I found out that he really didn't create an account on a website for cheaters and charge the bill to his credit card. Our daughter did it as a prank, and only confessed because our fighting was stressing her out. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband was telling the truth, he never did cheat on me. We've been divorced for six years and I just got remarried. FML
Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML
Today, I found out my mom was serious when she said she’d never get over me dumping my ex. While babysitting my 6 month-old daughter, she took her to meet said ex for lunch while I was at work. Problem? He’s not my daughter’s father and I broke up with him when I was 16. My husband is pissed as well. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my mom admitted that her story about my dad leaving us for his current wife was a lie. He left when he caught her with a coworker. She blocked his number and got a restraining order to keep him from telling his side of the story. I haven't talked to my dad for six years because of this. FML
Today, I followed my daughter and found out she wasn’t with friends, she was on a date. I confronted her about the lie, but she takes after her mother, a lawyer, and steamrollered over me about invading her privacy, so even though she lied, she somehow has the moral high ground. FML
Today, my my soon to be ex-wife found out I was telling the truth and never cheated. She wanted to get back together but I told her that we're too far into the divorce proceedings to turn back, and there's just no fixing our marriage. She then told me she's filing for full custody with no visitation rights. FML
Today, a DNA test proved that my 2-month-old daughter isn't mine. The real father is my girlfriend's husband, whom she married last year when she lied to me about going on a vacation. We've been together for three years and I never knew. FML
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Top comments
rebelbelle 17
Guess if she is like this at 7, I wonder what she's going to be like at 14
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
what a bitch child!!
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Comments (213)
alex101676 8
congrats. your seven year old daughter is probably going to turn into a sociopath.
kazmie 8
Congrats! Your kid is an asshole!
Lenho 26
What a nice way to begin this year…
Bragi 12
So, you took the kid's word without corroboration, OP? Christ, you're either bone stupid or plain psycho. Better get some knee pads and learn how to grovel...
MissGrave 1
OP, SERIOUSLY!? You believed a child without any proof?! Dude, you deserve this.
WasabiMars 21
No sympathy from me OP. You kinda deserved it for being distrustful and gullible. If my wife did the same thing I'd divorce her, too.
hoopsfan5211 5
Divorce actually is the child's fault in this case lol
itwontvalidate 18
Well you and your husband raised her, a child isn't born a bitch.
bec_rants 4
OP bad news for you... your kid is a sociopath and your husband is a drama queen. And to everyone else, isn't the first thing you'd expect a cheater to do is lie about cheating?
katt_is_here 24
More proof that kids are pure evil. Glad I don't have any.