Today, I found out my 7-year-old daughter really did lie about my husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge for being grounded, and that he never cheated on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me for not believing him when he denied it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML
Today, after three weeks of fighting with my husband, I found out that he really didn't create an account on a website for cheaters and charge the bill to his credit card. Our daughter did it as a prank, and only confessed because our fighting was stressing her out. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband was telling the truth, he never did cheat on me. We've been divorced for six years and I just got remarried. FML
Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML
Today, I found out my mom was serious when she said she’d never get over me dumping my ex. While babysitting my 6 month-old daughter, she took her to meet said ex for lunch while I was at work. Problem? He’s not my daughter’s father and I broke up with him when I was 16. My husband is pissed as well. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my mom admitted that her story about my dad leaving us for his current wife was a lie. He left when he caught her with a coworker. She blocked his number and got a restraining order to keep him from telling his side of the story. I haven't talked to my dad for six years because of this. FML
Today, I followed my daughter and found out she wasn’t with friends, she was on a date. I confronted her about the lie, but she takes after her mother, a lawyer, and steamrollered over me about invading her privacy, so even though she lied, she somehow has the moral high ground. FML
Today, my my soon to be ex-wife found out I was telling the truth and never cheated. She wanted to get back together but I told her that we're too far into the divorce proceedings to turn back, and there's just no fixing our marriage. She then told me she's filing for full custody with no visitation rights. FML
Today, a DNA test proved that my 2-month-old daughter isn't mine. The real father is my girlfriend's husband, whom she married last year when she lied to me about going on a vacation. We've been together for three years and I never knew. FML
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rebelbelle 17
Guess if she is like this at 7, I wonder what she's going to be like at 14
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
what a bitch child!!
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Comments (213)
missbrit818 20
Wow.... There are so many things wrong with this. Leaving your fate into a 7 year olds hands probably isn't the best idea
bobslawnservice 16
Also you can't blame the kid. Children tell stories like this because the reasoning centres of their brains are still under developed and they lack the life experience to reason through the consequences of their actions. I seriously hope the parents don't blame her.
Mf2307 15
yea i say the same thing a kid will say anything to get what they want to happen
IniestaRox 21
This time ground the little brat into the floor
Jethco 15
You better let him take everything in the settlement or you're even worse than this makes you seem.
Queenie2014 11
If that's all it took for your marriage to end, I'd say your daughter just made sped things up.
Stone_freeman 7
I'm sorry, but that's nothing but your own irresponsibility. You let your emotions take over and you pushed it over the edge costing you your marriage because your seven year old daughter had mentioned something. That's not FML that your own damn fault.
rainbowdonnareed 18
So you took the word of Angelica from rugrats over your spouse? Please give up custody to your ex! What in the devil proof did she have? You deserve it and really F your exes life! Get a cat maybe you can trust it!
demonfacee 14
Why would you believe a 7 year old? You have no evidence and no clues he's cheating. YDI.
davincidasecond 24
Sorry op, but you're an idiot. YDI.
i_cantbelieveit 7
You will probably need to help your daughter get over her guilt as she gets older.